Topic: What would you do if you woke up as a cat?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,810

Let's say you wake up one day. It's a normal day, you wake up, browse Minichan, eat breakfast, whatever. Anyway you see your tail swishing back and forth and pause, you find yourself shitting in a box and craving tuna. What do you do? Obviously this is an impossible hypothetical scenario, as felininity does not manifest itself in this way, but if it did, what would you do and how would you cope?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #119,475

I'd go see what catnip is like.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,479

eat tuna

Bobby2Sox !!ztPBX/o0I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,480

Me How

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,497

Eat a whole big thing of ice cream.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #119,595

I would live forever.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,906

@119,475 (B)
This.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,982

@119,475 (B)
That.

Ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,393

smoke a bowl!!

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,442

Go back to sleep. That's what most cats do.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,446

So nobody else wants to eat a whole big thing of ice cream?

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,461

I'd either eat lasagna, or look for a mouse to engage in wacky slapstick antics.