Topic: What would you do if you woke up with a vagina/penis?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,809

Let's say you wake up one day. It's a normal day, you wake up, browse Minichan, eat breakfast, whatever. Anyway you see your genitals and pause, you find yourself in possession of the opposite genders genitals. What do you do? Obviously this is an impossible hypothetical scenario, as genitalia does not manifest itself in this way, but if it did, what would you do and how would you cope?

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nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #119,440

scissor with salty

mmmmmmmm yeaaaa

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,441

fap until i cum blood

Meowth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,515

I would call Lex.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,517

I'd probably go about my day and make fortunes off publicity without regard to my dignity.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,543

I would call r04r.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,549

I would freak out and call the National Enquirer. Hopefully the resulting pay out would be enough for my medical bills. Or, I would sell my time to scientists for research purposes.

!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,684

I'd observe my penis carefully then hire a prostitute to have sex with me.

bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,695

I would probably see what all the fuss is about.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,068

have a wank.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,079

@119,543 (F)
> I would call r04r.

lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,093

Wow did I really make this thread.

I don't remember it at all.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,094

@previous (A)

Hmm I must have done. It says I am throth Anonymous A and the OP and me.

Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,315

@120,093 (A)
@previous (A)
Lol minichandeliers.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,378

Business as usual, I guess.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #120,451

Fap

Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #120,623

@120,378 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Pour a beverage and don a sailor outfit, usual morning grind.