Topic: My life is a hobo in a aristocratic setting

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 8 years ago #68,038

Sometimes I get these calls: "ey u wanna work?" sometimes I say yes and so the night is spent with a woman from Africa called Sunday. We move food around on a assembly line. She dreams about saving her destroyed country. All the pies go by at the blink of a eye, for i am high on xanax and before I know it. It's time to say good bye.

I sleep and wake up, it's time to meet the hottest woman in town, my therapist. I don't know what it is about her but she's a Christian and so now, every Sunday I'm with her daughters and a group of other children. I'm with them because I was invited in their peculiar little pseudo scout group.

Even god can't explain my fate. But the above is covered in what lacan called jouissance, it's a pleasure so great that it hurts.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #830,219

oh shit

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,224

@OP
> I'm with her daughters and a group of other children. I'm with them because I was invited in their peculiar little pseudo scout group.

Please please kys.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,226

@previous (C)

Nuh-uh. I am very valuable there, or well, amongst the children.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,227

Okay okay, I can't keep it up anymore. The only thing that's not a lie here is the important part.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,239

So you leave MC for a while, and you come back, and once again, your into it about children.

Shoot yourself pedo.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,240

@830,227 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
bullshit you POS pedophile
fuck off

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,250

@830,239 (D)
@previous (E)

I can't tell if you are serious and want to mean, or if you just don't care and just want to be mean.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,256

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
You constantly throw yourself under the bus.

Are you really this fucking stupid, or do all pedos constantly bring up things about children?

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,260

@previous (D)
he's literally retarded

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 42 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,263

@830,250 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
genuinely and seriously we are all wishing you would kill yourself

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 38 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,266

@830,260 (E)
I agree bud... No one can be that retarded....

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 25 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,267

@830,263 (F)

I know, you are so retarded.

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,270

@830,266 (D)
what

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,278

@previous (E)
I was, uh, agreeing with you....

Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 15 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,280

@previous (D)
but he is that retarded

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #830,282

@previous (E)
I think he deserves the Special Autism Award Blue Ribbon.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #830,290

@830,278 (D)
@830,280 (E)
@previous (D)

Please tell me you guys are at least on drugs?

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #830,293

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Ummm, I don't use drugs.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #830,295

@previous (D)

....how old are you though?

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #830,296

@830,282 (D)
damlol

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #830,316

@830,295 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
What's my age got to do with it?

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #830,319

@previous (D)

I know I might not be the most pleasant company, but you are nevertheless here with me. Are you young and stupid, or are you high?

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #830,322

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Trying to twist this over to me, is not going to get you off the hook for being a pedo.

I'll give you an A for effort though.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #830,323

@previous (D)

Well that A is very much appreciated. I should feel proud of that A of your shouldn't i?

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #830,327

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
You can be proud, or not be proud. You can do with that A whatever you desire to.

Using it to hang yourself would be great.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #830,331

@previous (D)

The only thing I hear when you say that is crying. Only a crying man would be so glad to suggest suicide over and over.

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #830,341

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
kill yourself you fucking nonce

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #830,342

@830,331 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
You still posting on a thread about you being a pedo?

Your guilt must be eating away at you.

denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #830,418

@previous (D)

Yes, your smooth internet spam has charismatically defeated whatever it is i am defending, now i live in denial and try to regain my ego through accusing people of being psychopaths on the internet.

Minichan