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Topic: What would you do if you woke up as a pedophile?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,803

Let's say you wake up one day. It's a normal day, you wake up, browse Minichan, eat breakfast, whatever. Anyway you see a little boy and pause, you find yourself attracted to him sexually. What do you do? Obviously this is an impossible hypothetical scenario, as pedophilia does not manifest itself in this way, but if it did, what would you do and how would you cope?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #119,330

sup to4str?

TTEH joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,334

Nothing, just not act on my urges. If I thought I was going to molest any kids I would have myself chemically castrated.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,337

@previous (TTEH)
This.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,340

@119,330 (B)

I am not to4str, I am Anonymous A.

@119,334 (TTEH)

Okay, but a week later nothing turns you on apart from thoughts of little boys sexually. Regular porn doesn't do it for you any more. What do you do now?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,347

I would see a therapist and experiment with shota drawings.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,355

@119,340 (A)
> Okay, but a week later nothing turns you on apart from thoughts of little boys sexually. Regular porn doesn't do it for you any more. What do you do now?
Same. I still don't have to act on my urges.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,365

Can these topics be deleted please? I am sick to fucking death of this shit.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,366

@119,355 (C)

Are you telling me that you have no sex drive and do not masturbate?

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)

If you don't like it, don't click on it.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,373

@previous (A)
> Are you telling me that you have no sex drive and do not masturbate?
No. I've been without porn or sex before lol. Doesn't mean I have to go out and rape women.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,378

@119,365 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Then don't click on it, dumbshit.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,407

@119,330 (B)
loldis

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #119,415

Pedophilia is a choice.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #119,416

I would simply choose to be attracted to women again.

TTEH replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #119,421

@119,415 (I)
No it's not. :|

Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #119,422

I would not act on it.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #119,431

Write a book on it... no, really.
Pseudonyms exist for a reason, and seeing two sides of the matter in this fashion would prove invaluable.
Try to stay on good terms with my partner.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,490

> implying I am not already attracted to 2D shota (as traps)

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,506

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
> implying I am not already a pedo
FTFY

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,509

@previous (N)

> > implying I am not already a paedo
FTFY

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,512

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
So you admit to being a pedo then?

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,514

@previous (N)
Depends on what definition you speak of. Am I attracted to children? No. Am I attracted to erotic drawings of child-like figures? Yes. Am I attracted to women under the age of 18? Yes. Am I attracted to youthly women? Yes.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,532

Being pedo would only be really tough if it was exclusive.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,539

I would drink 2 cups of bleach, 2 cups of ammonia, and burp frequently while in a small enclosed air-tight space. I would also be on fire.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

The Truth !!vSp31CfSr joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,546

@119,532 (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
You still want to put your dirty fucking penis in children, you oughta be euthanized.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,551

@previous (The Truth !!vSp31CfSr)
My penis is not dirty.
I only like pubescent girls.
Euthanasia is voluntary.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,554

@previous (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)

> I only like pubescent girls.

BROFIST

henn !ksfzGo9XsI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,559

I would download CP and fap into oblivion

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,563

@119,421 (TTEH)
Alright, pedophile.
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