Topic: So I start talking to this bird on a dating website....

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,789

....and within 5 minutes she tells me she has just come out of Prison.
(This is her profile photo, look closely)

DAMAGED GOODS FTW

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #119,047

> Your
Wow

Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,048

I've always wondered about women prisons.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,049

LOL

NOOO

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,050

I'm hoping it isn't a troll as this could be fun.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,051

@OP
Actually, it's your're.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,053

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Have you blocked me on msn dude?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,054

Be careful OP. Don't rush into anything. If you decide to take that bird home, you could quickly lose control of the situation. It'll likely get stuck inside the house and wind up shitting all over your room, leaving purple and white stains everywhere. Not to mention this bird is capable of using electronics. I mean really, what the fuck. Steer clear bro.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,055

> Sleep when your dead

Right across her god damn tits too. Now that's fucking stupid.

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,057

@119,054 (F)
Isn't half the fun sticking it up her bum?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,058

I wouldn't trust anyone with tats. Lol tits.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,059

@119,055 (G)
Oh yes. She even gave me her number, a complete stranger, within half an hour.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,060

@119,058 (C)
I certainly don't trust her spelling. I would think tits would be an important enough body part to run it by a dictionary.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,061

@previous (G)
I know, I'll fuck her, spunk on her tits and make an apostrophe and an E and take a picture.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,064

@previous (A)
Fund it!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,066

@previous (C)
If that means do it, then I shall.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,068

@119,059 (A)
I've gotten complete strangers to give me their numbers in less time than that.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,069

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,074

@119,068 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Probably just giving you nonsense numbers to make you go away.

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,075

@previous (H)
Nope, got three in a row this week. Sunday I called one and she immediately picked up. Monday she asked for my number so she could call me so I'd have her number in my phone, and Tuesday I texted her and she met me for brunch Wednesday morning. Their names are Erin, Kate, and Ally and I got all numbers were acquired in less than half an hour.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #119,077

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,157

@119,075 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
nigga u r a BOSS

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,170

@119,059 (A)

You obviously have no idea how online dating sites work.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,194

What is it with the "your"?! Jesus fucking Christ. You would have to be completely, 100% retarded to get a nonsensical phrase tattooed above your tits with incorrect spelling. Unbelievable.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,199

@119,077 (H)
He included their first names, so you know he can't be lying!

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,205

Look for a better looking chick, dude

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,226

good one op

http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2011/02/20/funny-tattoos-death-and-grammar/

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