Topic: I just placed a bid on a small, private island.
McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6 started this discussion 8 years ago #67,851
If I buy it, I will make my own country called Indyland. And, I do not have to share my island with Jacques Cousteau.(Edited 15 seconds later.)
Spode !sgMKR2DUjA joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 33 seconds later[^] [v] #828,536
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #828,551
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #828,554
Yea, right. More lies from the chans habitual liar.
McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #828,557
Call me a liar and I will not invite you to be a citizen of Indyland.
Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #828,561
@previous (McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6)
Be a citizen on your island?
I'd rather superglue my dick to your moms lips.
McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #828,568
@previous (D)
There are some great advantages to be an Indyan.
Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #828,571
@previous (McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6)
Nope, that would make you president.
And just like your wannabe president hillary, you'll lie just as much as she does.
McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #828,574
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #828,579
@previous (McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6)
Where, praytell, did you receive the capital to make this purchase?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #828,580
@OPenis
Old money already owns several private islands. Thanks.
McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6 (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #828,589
@828,579 (E)
Old Money. Thanks.
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #828,608
@previous (McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6)
So you metaphorically, pray tell, ripped it from the still warm hands of your mother as she lay dying?
Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #828,649
@OP
So, when can we expect to hear that your fictitious offer was outbid by an equally fictitious multi-billionaire?
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