Topic: Fuck you all.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,778

I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.

I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.

Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones. Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat, flabby chicks that think personality is enough.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later[^] [v] #118,721

Fuck you drivers, for thinking that a yellow light is a sign that says 'step on the gas'. Fuck you wheelmen and women that think it's okay to sit in a left hand turn in the middle of morning traffic, even though there is a protected left in the intersections before and after where you need to make your turn. Fuck you too cyclists - you're not exempt from the traffic laws just because your peddling, you miserable spandex covered neon reflective fucks. Fuck you too, pedestrians. Use the fucking crosswalk if you don't want to get hit, and use it before the little countdown clock says '3'. You don't have enough goddamn time to lope across four lanes of traffic.

Fuck you chick on your cellphone. Fuck you attitude packed minimum-wager that makes my coffee. Fuck you cops that spend all their time handing out speeding tickets. Fuck you douche bag doing ten over the limit in the passing lane on the highway. Fuck you lady using exact change at the counter at the grocery store. Fuck you kids having a conversation in the doorway. And fuck you also for not getting the fuck out of your designated handicapped seat when a pregnant or elderly person gets on the fucking bus.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 41 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #118,722

Fuck taxes. Fuck welfare. Fuck the whole selfish, over politicized and party driven government system. I'm sick and fucking tired of policies and new laws with seven hundred bylaws that nobody but you and your cabinet reads. Fuck you councilors and your stupid 'district improvement' plans. Fuck you unions, for asking for so much and giving nothing more that what you already give. Fuck the whole process that allows people who are supposed to be working for us work for interests that only benefit the next campaign. Fuck your short-sightedness, your rush to the bandwagons, and your incessant arguing over fuck all. Fuck the parties, fuck the conventions, and fuck your campaigns. Do some real fucking work for a change.

Fuck you bottles of water. You're water. You're not worth two fucking dollars.
Fuck you trendsetters, fuck you fashionistas. Fuck your little dogs and and your idiotic outfits. Fuck your high heels in the snow. Fuck your five dollar coffees and your fifteen dollar veggie burgers. Fuck your health kick, your diet or your fucking new interest in kickboxing or sushi.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 56 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #118,723

Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your name calling. And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all wrong. Fuck it.

Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.

I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up and just get on with it.

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #118,724

And fuck Violent J.

Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,725

play some ff7!

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,726

You've been reading too much into the Robert Frost propaganda mill.

!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,727

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,728

@118,725 (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
@118,726 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
@previous (!poISOnioxc)
Quality shitposts.

!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,732

@previous (A)
What else do you expect?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,733

OP is sweeter than cake

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,734

Another tangent of mad. Someone must be having a rough week.

Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,736

I'll read this later, good e/n thread.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,739

Someday you'll realize it doesn't matter and it's not worth the effort to hate.
<3

Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,746

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
At least until we can tap into this very renewable (and somewhat self-perpetuating) resource. The burning hatergy of a thousand scorned virgins may some day power your computer.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,752

@previous (Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG)
Oh, fun. I suppose I could muster up the willpower to hate enough to power my computer by myself. Fuck yeah.

Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,784

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,787

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Just fucking go to bed already.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,788

Sup, to4str?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,793

The self-perpetuating cycle of hate makes me a sad pony. And that is why I choose to never go outside anymore, ever.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,796

@118,787 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
This.

Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #118,853

@118,787 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Don't worry. I'm sobre now. And I'm full of regret.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #118,868

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Go to bed, then.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #118,873

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

YOU go to bed.

It's late in Canadia, probably.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #118,875

@previous (J)
It's only 11:18

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #118,879

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

That's late enough, little miss.

Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #118,881

@118,868 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
It's after 6am. I couldn't sleep even if I wanted to.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #118,884

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)

6:20, to be exact.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #118,893

@118,879 (J)
Not really. Too early to sleep for me.

@118,881 (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
Sleeping pills.

Minichan