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Topic: Girls piss me off!!!

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,777

First off, girls just talk way too much. When you're with your other girlfriends, go ahead and talk about whatever the fuck you want. I don't care. But why exactly do you think that I care about the kind of day that your sisters co-workers dog had? Your sister is nice enough, but I don't know her co-worker and I certainly don't know her dog. So why the fuck are you telling me this story? I don't care! If you have something worth talking about, then I can enjoy engaging you in a meaningful conversation. But before you start talking to me about some of the insane frivolous shit that you talk to your girlfriends about, first ask yourself "Does this have a point?". Because if it doesn't I'm just going to smile, and nod, and zone out and you'll get mad because I'm not listening to your retarded shit!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later[^] [v] #118,690

Stop over complicating everything. There isn't an ulterior motive or hidden meaning in every other sentance. Unless, I suppose, it's coming out of the mouth of another woman. Because you ladies never can seem to say what you actually mean. You have this weird secret code that you love to try and crack and expect us guys to be able to get in on your stupid game. Guys aren't like that. Rarely rarely RARELY will you ever have to figure out what a guy is actually saying. We say what we mean. Girls have such a skewed sense of logic that this simple concept is often lost on them. When you go searching for some deeper meaning that isn't there, you're just committing to an act of futility. In the end you wind up making up some bullshit and believing that it must be true and acting on that false reality and making a mess of something for no apparent reason other than the fact that you're in-fucking-sane.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 29 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #118,691

Stop getting upset at guys for trying to help solve your problems. That's what guys do. You present us with a problem, we're going to try and fix it. It's in our fucking nature. I know it's in your nature to want to talk about everything, but if you're going to bring up your problems to a guy, expect that he's going to try and do something about it or give you advice. Women always bitch that guys don't listen. It's not that we don't listen, we just don't understand why you're bringing up your problems if you don't want us to do something about it. We're not as empathetic as your girlfriends, so if you want empathy, go to them. Likewise, if guys have a problem, they'll probably only bring it up if they need help or advice. Many women will bitch that guys don't talk enough. It's not that guys don't talk, it's just that your empathy doesn't help solve our problems when we do talk.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 45 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #118,692

One of the most insanely frustrating things about women is the constant reassurance. No, you're not fat. If you were fat you wouldn't be able to fit into that size 2 dress. And yes, you look good. Guys wouldn't be giving you free shit if you were ugly. (There's an ulterior fucking motive for you. Hint: They're not giving you free stuff just to be sweet.) It's so frustrating having to constantly answer those questions, only to not be believed. It's like trying to convince someone that the sky is blue. You're not blind, you're not even color blind. You can see that the sky is blue. Yet you continue to ask what color the sky is. I tell you it's blue. I know that you know what color blue is. And even though I've told you that the sky is blue about fifty-million times, you still have to ask because...I don't know...maybe it's not blue today. The sky is fucking blue goddammit! You're not fucking fat! You're not fucking ugly! You know it, I know it, everyone fucking knows it!

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #118,693

And fuck all you ultra-hot girls that bitch about the most retarded things. Yeah, all men are fucking pigs because they stare at your boobs. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you're wearing a skin tight low cut shirt that has 'Bebe' printed across your boobs... one 'Be' per boob. It's totally unfair that you have to put up with guys staring at you all the time just because you like to look sexy. And boo hoo, it's so hard for you to meet a nice guy. Well actually it isn't, because the shoulder your crying on belongs to a nice guy. He's the one that puts up with all your stupid shit. And yet you some how end up with all the assholes. I'm sure that it has nothing to do with the fact that you're holding out for a six foot tall alpha-male fire fighter with a trust fund.

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #118,694

And finally, yay for you. You sold a freezer to some eskimos. Congratulations on being the hot sales rep. We're all very proud of you for being able to have a nice ass while the rest of us actually have to work for a living. And we're all so excited to see your new diamond jewelry. Your ability to date another rich fucktard that will shower you with expensive bobbles is commendable. And I'll be so surprised and sorry for you when he dumps you for the next hot girl. Because I really thought that materialistic trophy bagger was in love with you. But I'm happy to hear that you wrecked your fifth car while multi-tasking between your cell phone and doing your make up in the mirror. Your dedication to enforcing the stereotype of women drivers is nothing short of awe inspiring. And you're right, I was being a shallow douchebag when I commented on the hotness of Eva Longoria. So lets go see that movie where Johnny Depp makes out with Orlando Bloom on Brad Pitts abs. I know you've been dying to see that one.

Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #118,696

Girls...you piss me the fuck off. You do stupid shit and manage to get away with it. You can be the most annoying idiots in the world. Your sense of logic and common sense seems to be a rare gift rather than a common trait. And yet I'm uncontrollably attracted to you. And that's quite possibly the most frustrating thing of all.

!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,701

I am OP I like to make generalized statements about an entire race.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,703

@previous (!poISOnioxc)
> race

Green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,103

Don't need no girls when I got my boys. Gameboys.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,144

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mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,154

@118,701 (!poISOnioxc)
Fat people aren't a race.

Flieflafloflapperirario joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,156

op is 11

cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,185

thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis

also nice septuple post

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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,188

Image went missingop will never get laid

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,229

@OP

> First off,

You say they piss you off?

Must be your Mommy pissed you off

Wood ceem you are destined to Gay dumb

Good luck

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,263

@previous (Syntax)

> > First off,
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> You say they piss you off?
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> Must be your Mommy pissed you off
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> Wood ceem you are destined to Gay dumb
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> Good luck

Are you for real? lolololololol

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,453

> And boo hoo, it's so hard for you to meet a nice guy. Well actually it isn't, because the shoulder your crying on belongs to a nice guy.

They want a nice guy, not a Nice Guy.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,458

@119,263 (K)
er YES very much so. So many have viewed the real me, one can see much of me on web so real I B
Nor R eye afraid to say it like it is. Few understand me without the Decoder Ring.

Now I should add that the topic and much in it is just plain a shame. I love women and was once married for many a year and for the most part loved it. Several long term live in Girlfriends and many many Girlfriends. Sure they are different from men. Keeps things from being boring. Do I like them during PMS? Sure pain to deal with at times. Yet I will take all of that over not having them in my life and that includes a lot of women i r friends with who share that PMS with me at times lololol

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,503

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,589

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