Topic: What hipsters want you to believe.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,776
Reading Pitchfork, watching High Fidelity, listening to Velvet Underground, having a tattoo of a star on the inside of my wrist, growing an ironic mustache, living in the Mission, and wearing a too-small sweater, multi-colored 70's ski-vest, chunky plastic-frame glasses, a high school sports T-shirt, air-tight black jeans, and Nixon-era Chuck Taylors. Otherwise you are a conformist tool.
I had it all wrong, man. They showed me that a skilled job and a comfortable living is just a lie. I need to go to art school, have my parents pay my rent, join a Joy Division-influenced band, and wait for a record deal. I'm totally missing out in life.
I had it all wrong, man. They showed me that a skilled job and a comfortable living is just a lie. I need to go to art school, have my parents pay my rent, join a Joy Division-influenced band, and wait for a record deal. I'm totally missing out in life.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #118,672
> They showed me that a skilled job and a comfortable living is just a lie.
It can be if it's an extremely menial job like a cubicle robot.
It can be if it's an extremely menial job like a cubicle robot.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,673
> watching High Fidelity
You motherfucking read High Fidelity. Nick Hornby wrote that masterpiece to be read, not watched.
Hornby is a genius. He collaborated with Ben Folds on an album, writing the lyrics. It's a phenomenal album.
You motherfucking read High Fidelity. Nick Hornby wrote that masterpiece to be read, not watched.
Hornby is a genius. He collaborated with Ben Folds on an album, writing the lyrics. It's a phenomenal album.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,674
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,675
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,676
At least they listen to good music...
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,677
!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,679
This thread is ironic.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,680
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,681
@118,677 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
What the fuck does that even mean? Stop saying stupid shit you heard someone else say.
What the fuck does that even mean? Stop saying stupid shit you heard someone else say.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,683
@118,680 (D)
Elvis Costello ft. Susan Boyle all day erry day.
@previous (A)
Lol, you wouldn't understand.
and I actually came up with that O-o It's a tagline in the novel I'm writing.
Elvis Costello ft. Susan Boyle all day erry day.
@previous (A)
Lol, you wouldn't understand.
and I actually came up with that O-o It's a tagline in the novel I'm writing.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,684
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> Elvis Costello ft. Susan Boyle
That doesn't even exist...
You listen to teenage fag music from like 2005, you probably never even hears of the VU till OP mentioned them, you don't even check p4k daily.
> inb4 wats VU and p4k
> Elvis Costello ft. Susan Boyle
That doesn't even exist...
You listen to teenage fag music from like 2005, you probably never even hears of the VU till OP mentioned them, you don't even check p4k daily.
> inb4 wats VU and p4k
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,685
@previous (D)
You have to go to the indie record stores.
I listen to quite a lot of music from before then, and I am familiar with the VU. I simply do not like them as many of my friends like them.
You have to go to the indie record stores.
I listen to quite a lot of music from before then, and I am familiar with the VU. I simply do not like them as many of my friends like them.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,686
@118,683 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> Better to exist in satire than not at all.
Let's break that down.
> exist in satire
Being fake and being made fun of? Well, we know that's you.
> not at all
So I don't exist just because you act like a stereotypical, annoying faggot? Please. Move out of your parents' basement, try to find a job, and live on your own, then we'll talk about 'existing'. You've been coddled so hard you barely know which hand to use to wipe your own ass with. Fuck off. You're not even a hipster, you're just a poser faggot trying to be one. Get out more.
> Better to exist in satire than not at all.
Let's break that down.
> exist in satire
Being fake and being made fun of? Well, we know that's you.
> not at all
So I don't exist just because you act like a stereotypical, annoying faggot? Please. Move out of your parents' basement, try to find a job, and live on your own, then we'll talk about 'existing'. You've been coddled so hard you barely know which hand to use to wipe your own ass with. Fuck off. You're not even a hipster, you're just a poser faggot trying to be one. Get out more.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,688
@previous (A)
It's a tagline from my novel, you Moraâ„¢. I applied it to myself due to the incessant attacks I get here. harumph.
It's a tagline from my novel, you Moraâ„¢. I applied it to myself due to the incessant attacks I get here. harumph.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,700
@118,685 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
There is no Elvis Costello song featuring Susan Boyle you lying faggot poseur.
Define VU and p4k please.
Also: >friends
lol
There is no Elvis Costello song featuring Susan Boyle you lying faggot poseur.
Define VU and p4k please.
Also: >friends
lol
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,704
@previous (D)
Have you looked for it? It exists. I adore it. The Glee cast is doing a rendition of it on their live tour.
you laid VU (Velvet Underground) and p4k (Pitchfork) out in the OP.
and you caught me.
Have you looked for it? It exists. I adore it. The Glee cast is doing a rendition of it on their live tour.
you laid VU (Velvet Underground) and p4k (Pitchfork) out in the OP.
and you caught me.
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,706
Sweet Jane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkumhBVPGdg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkumhBVPGdg
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,707
Anonymous D double-posted this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,709
@118,706 (!poISOnioxc)
Fuck off and listen to your Linkin Park cunt. You don't deserve to post that song.
Fuck off and listen to your Linkin Park cunt. You don't deserve to post that song.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,710
@118,707 (D)
That's what you think. It's just rare. You'll believe me when the Glee tour comes through your area.
That's what you think. It's just rare. You'll believe me when the Glee tour comes through your area.
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,712
@118,709 (D)
You seem mad.
Listen to this song, it's always worked for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
You seem mad.
Listen to this song, it's always worked for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,718
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,719
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,720
@118,718 (D)
I already said it was Glee's rendition of the Evlis Costello song with Susan Boyle. Please, listen to what I am saying.
I already said it was Glee's rendition of the Evlis Costello song with Susan Boyle. Please, listen to what I am saying.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #118,745
i wish i had parents that would pay rent
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #118,957
> conforming to hipster sterotypes
> bitch at people that don't conform
lolhipsters
> bitch at people that don't conform
lolhipsters
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,151
EFF INDIE FOR RUINING A GOOD NAME
WHAT AM I MEANT TO CALL MYSELF?
I AM "INDIE" BUT NOT INDIE
EFF THIS
WHAT AM I MEANT TO CALL MYSELF?
I AM "INDIE" BUT NOT INDIE
EFF THIS
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,155
Stickybuns is good.
He's so much of a douchebag hipster that I feel better about myself without even doing anything.
He's so much of a douchebag hipster that I feel better about myself without even doing anything.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,203
@previous (I)
I seriously think he's bipolar. He's either moping about how much of a pussy he is or rubbing it in our faces cheerfully.
I seriously think he's bipolar. He's either moping about how much of a pussy he is or rubbing it in our faces cheerfully.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,342
@119,155 (I)
I'm glad I can help you ^_^ *hugs*
@previous (J)
I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning
You walked into that one
I'm glad I can help you ^_^ *hugs*
@previous (J)
I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning
You walked into that one
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,353
@previous (C)
Whenever people make Charlie Sheen references in real life I call them unfunny faggots.
You're an unfunny faggot.
Whenever people make Charlie Sheen references in real life I call them unfunny faggots.
You're an unfunny faggot.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,360
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,369
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
w/e, have some hipster music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwNa7wSheRo
w/e, have some hipster music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwNa7wSheRo
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,372
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,374
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I thought it was appropriate for you. But I actually do adore that album.
I thought it was appropriate for you. But I actually do adore that album.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,376
@previous (J)
We should be best mates. We can go to the pub together and trawl record stores in our spare time.
We should be best mates. We can go to the pub together and trawl record stores in our spare time.
Timber replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,379
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Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,395
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #119,409
@119,360 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
There's no escape from reality.
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
There's no escape from reality.