Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#827,907
Not to mention how expensive the whole process is. It costs a million dollars or more just to kill yourself usually.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#827,909
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Budget suicides are dangerous and stupid. You are losing potentially millions of dollars of potential income anyway so you may as well splurge a little.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#827,911
Committing suicide without submitting a Class 7 Suicide requisition form, in triplicate, stamped and approved and awaiting the end of the three week waiting period is a class A felony.
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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#827,912
If you commit suicide on a day of the week ending in Y you are gay and a retard.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#827,913
Suicide is socially unacceptable. Just get a Big Mac with extra biggie fries and a Mountain Dew. Not only will eating at McDonald's slowly kill you in a manner deemed polite to society, but it's delicious to boot!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#827,915
> You are losing potentially millions of dollars of potential income anyway so you may as well splurge a little.
Why would I be worried about "losing millions of dollars of potential income?" I won't be around to see it anyway.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#827,917
@previous (C)
If you do a Walmart 2 Walmart money transfer I'm sure you could receive the money in hell, but not if you're too dead to earn it.
Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#827,918
@827,913 (A)
It won't even be your fault either with Obamacare. You'll get a subsidized mobility scooter.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#827,920
@827,915 (C)
you could always finance it. and if you're a minority or a female then the SBA wants to give you super cheap small business loans. bedazzle some jeans and call yourself a manufacturer and get fat stacks of government cash to throw down on a reckless lifestyle that'll hopefully kill you before you hang yourself in front of debt collectors. it's the patriotic american way to do it.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#827,951
you are also a walking ecosystem of microorganisms and mites
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#827,958