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Topic: i really like my new homosexual lesbian friends

squeegee started this discussion 8 years ago #67,754

i just bought the stickiest dope offa them. like a whole fucking half. it's great. i got to smoke a bunch out of an expensive ass vaporizer too. they want me to come out with them again, and i told them i would literally tell everyone i know that i have a date with two lesbians, and i immediately took them up on the offer.

and that's how i have a date with two lesbians on thursday

McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #827,897

Gonna lick some ass?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #827,899

have fun man its not often you get a date with two lesbians

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #827,900

Aw thats nice

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #827,901

@827,897 (McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6)

squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #827,903

@827,897 (McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6)
i doubt it, they're kinda butch actually. since i'm the one who was asked out i think in this scenario i'm the lady. so there's a chance i'm going to get my ass licked if i'm reading the situation correctly. and i do admit i dress pretty stylishly.

@827,899 (C)
that's what i thought, but it's happened twice now and happened all the time with my lesbian friend in high school. i think that most guys just don't ever ask them out, so there's this misconception. sometimes they say yes, sometimes they slap you in the dick. but you're never going to get a date with lesbians if you don't try.

squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #827,905

@827,900 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
yeah. turns out lesbians are a pretty cool people.

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Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #827,910

@827,903 (squeegee)
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #827,921

Be careful they aren't secretly heterosexual lesbians. You can never be too sure.

squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #827,931

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
it's like you can read my mind, but i think we have different opinions about being careful

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #828,075

also...Sodom and Gomorrah..

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #828,084

@previous (H)
kill yourself

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #828,112

Objectifying fags is so 2014 real trendsetters are befriending the black trans community lol

squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #828,114

@previous (J)
you gotta put your foot in the door somewhere

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #828,120

> homosexual lesbian friends

This seems unnecessarily redundant.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #828,123

@previous (L)
Agree. After we know they're homosexual lesbians it's pretty clear that they are friendly. Kind of redundant, yeah.

Anonymous L replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #828,125

@previous (C)

squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #828,152

@828,120 (L)
you shouldn't assume sexuality anymore than you should assume gender. it's time to stop characterizing all lesbians as homosexual, that's just a sexist stereotype.
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