Topic: i really like my new homosexual lesbian friends
squeegee started this discussion 8 years ago#67,754
i just bought the stickiest dope offa them. like a whole fucking half. it's great. i got to smoke a bunch out of an expensive ass vaporizer too. they want me to come out with them again, and i told them i would literally tell everyone i know that i have a date with two lesbians, and i immediately took them up on the offer.
and that's how i have a date with two lesbians on thursday
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#827,903
@827,897 (McTurnip™ !f0eFrsAqV6)
i doubt it, they're kinda butch actually. since i'm the one who was asked out i think in this scenario i'm the lady. so there's a chance i'm going to get my ass licked if i'm reading the situation correctly. and i do admit i dress pretty stylishly.
@827,899 (C)
that's what i thought, but it's happened twice now and happened all the time with my lesbian friend in high school. i think that most guys just don't ever ask them out, so there's this misconception. sometimes they say yes, sometimes they slap you in the dick. but you're never going to get a date with lesbians if you don't try.
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#827,905
@827,900 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
yeah. turns out lesbians are a pretty cool people.
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Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^][v]#827,910
@827,903 (squeegee)
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#827,921
Be careful they aren't secretly heterosexual lesbians. You can never be too sure.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#827,931
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
it's like you can read my mind, but i think we have different opinions about being careful
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#828,075
also...Sodom and Gomorrah..
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#828,084
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#828,152
@828,120 (L)
you shouldn't assume sexuality anymore than you should assume gender. it's time to stop characterizing all lesbians as homosexual, that's just a sexist stereotype.