Topic: Idea: require trucks to have a soft rubber and foam exterior and limit them to 15mph
Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #67,740
This way they won't be useful for ramming attacks.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #827,731
In the interests of national security, we need to go back to using horses and carts.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #827,732
I knew this would be Meta! Silly solutions to modern problems are his #1 schtick!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #827,733
> expect meta shitpost
> get meta shitpost
> get meta shitpost
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #827,755
Trucks are so turn of couple centuries ago.Delivery will be by Drones with Air Traffic Control System and Ground to Air Missile system to shoot down any that fail to follow the flight plan.