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Topic: My hobby: responding a deliberately wrong answer when someone asks me if I'm excited about sports

Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #67,507

Them: Are you excited about baseball?
Me: Yeah I heard the Rockets are gonna make it to March Madness this year!
Them: Utterly confused. Walk away.
Me: smug_pepe.pdf

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #825,718

Epic troll

squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #825,721

my answer would be, "no, but i am excited about elon musk's plan to launch the falcon heavy by new years, how about you?"

squeegee double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #825,722

actually that's a lie. i'd just say, "eh, not really a sports fan." you still get that utterly confused look and they do still walk away though.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #825,724

When people see how overweight you are, I'm sure that's a dead giveaway that you know not a goddamn thing about sports.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #825,732

@previous (D)
not to ruin your little joke or anything, but that's entirely untrue. some of the biggest sports fans i know are gigantic fatasses. like really fat.
it is just watching TV after all.

Anonymous D replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #825,750

@previous (squeegee)
They might enjoy watching sports, yes. But they don't understand sports. A lot of them just like seeing athletes work their asses off. It gives them an orgasm because they can sit back and eat while pitying the athletes.

squeegee replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #825,762

@previous (D)
mmhmm. neato.
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