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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later[^][v]#825,677
Customer Service - Seasonal - Part Time Kmart
Apple Valley, CA
20777 Bear Valley Rd, Apple Valley, CA 92308.
Provides "World Class" Member Service by surprising and delighting our members every day. Creates feature displays that maximize gross margin dollars. Uses visual merchandising presentation to drive sales. Maintains unit integrity and pricing accuracy to prevent waste. Maintains ordering for maximum sales potential. Trains and coaches direct reports.
Ensures customer care and selling are #1 priority * Knows the store, services and location of merchandise. Tours area of responsibility and maintains visual appearance of department * Makes eye contact, smiles and greets all customers that come within 10 feet. Demonstrates 'take the customer to the merchandise' policy. Assists in handling and solving customer needs, issues or complaints * Demonstrates strong skill set in suggestive selling techniques * Ensures that promotional programs and Ads are maintained, signed and replenished for the entire event or ad * Checks discounted clearance merchandise weekly and ensure that items are pick pocket worthy.
Ensures customer care and selling are #1 priority * Knows the store, services and location of merchandise. Tours area of responsibility and maintains visual appearance of department * Makes eye contact, smiles and greets all customers that come within 10 feet. Demonstrates 'take the customer to the merchandise' policy. Assists in handling and solving customer needs, issues or complaints * Demonstrates strong skill set in suggestive selling techniques * Ensures that promotional programs and Ads are maintained, signed and replenished for the entire event or ad * Checks discounted clearance merchandise weekly and ensure that items are properly ticketed * Supports all pricing, signing and display guidelines set by the pricing team * Supports all layouts and unit integrity as set by the Data Integrity team * Meets or exceeds the daily and hourly sales goals established for the department * Supports Counter Detail Program * Uses visual merchandising presentation to drive sales and maximize gross margin dollars * Maintains unit integrity and pricing accuracy to prevent waste * Keeps up to date on product knowledge, trends and seasonality that impacts assortment and merchandising * Understands basic apparel standards in regards to rack and wall merchandising, colors, styles and signing * Processes inbound freight and organizes per instructions * Strong reading, writing, verbal, and arithmetic skills * Ability to lift and move merchandise, typically a minimum of 20lbs., but could be as much as 100lbs. * Ability to understand and follow verbal and written instructions * Repetitive bending, lifting, stretching and reaching * Positive and friendly demeanor Ability to be cross trained
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,679
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,681
Cartooning is fun.
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,682
@825,679 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
CAMPUS POLICE RESERVE OFFICER (CLASSIFIED SPECIAL)
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Victor Valley Community College
Victorville, CA
This is a continuous recruitment for an applicant pool to fill Classified Special assignment that is 40 or 19 hrs. per week, on an as needed basis. Successful candidates will be placed on an eligibility list.
Compensation will be based on Part time, 40 or 19 hrs./wk. $22.10/hr.* (Level 13 of Classified Salary Schedule). No benefits.
Appointment to this position is subject to availability of funds
• Salary schedule subject to change
Under the direction of an area administrator, patrol and guard campus property, buildings and equipment to protect against theft, vandalism and fire; maintain order, security and prevent illegal acts; enforce campus parking and traffic regulations, state and local laws; perform investigative duties relating to campus incidents; issue citations and make arrests as necessary; act as a branch of the criminal justice system.
Representative Duties
Representative duties/essential functions are to include but are not limited to:
Patrol and guard assigned area and protect property against theft, vandalism, and fire by making inspections; remain alert for and report fire hazards and other emergency situations; inspect and check the security of doors windows and gates; lock and unlock doors. E
Maintain order, security and prevent illegal acts; prevent entry and report presence of unauthorized persons on grounds or in buildings; board and secure doors and windows and perform other temporary repairs following incidents. E
Prepare reports and other information relating to observed violations; report observed or reported hazardous conditions or potentially hazardous conditions and malfunctions; prepare preliminary incident reports. E
Apprehend and/or identify crime suspects; make arrests as necessary. E
Conduct both preliminary and follow-up investigation of all observed/reported violations including disturbances, prowlers, burglaries, thefts, vehicle accidents, student disciplinary action; interview victims, complainants, witnesses and suspects; gather and preserve evidence; testify and present evidence in court when necessary. E
Contact and cooperate with other law enforcement agencies in matters relating to the apprehension of offenders and the investigation of offenses related to campus incidents. E
Assist other College safety personnel on duty in responding to alarms and radio calls; assist with detention, restraint or arrest of violators and offenders as assigned; administer first aid as necessary. E
Investigate unusual conditions, take immediate action to reduce danger and possible malfunction of equipment; notify Director of Police and Public Safety or proper agencies regarding impaired equipment, vandalism, illegal entry or fire. E
Provide security escort for students, staff or visitors as needed; assist persons with vehicles in parking lot; provide security at special events as assigned; direct traffic at special events and other emergency or congested situations. E
Maintain contact and positive relationships with students, faculty, staff and the public; provide information regarding potential law enforcement problems; provide information to the public when visiting premises; provide assistance to students, staff and visitors as needed; transport monies across campus and within the District. E
Maintain proficiency with and carry firearm, baton, and chemical agents; operate equipment such as two-way radio, camera, computer, patrol vehicle, handcuffs, and slim-jim as assigned. E
Patrol campus parking lots and streets, check for vehicle permits and improper parking; stop drivers who are operating vehicles in violation of laws and warn drivers against unlawful practices; issue citations for non-compliance with parking and moving regulations. E
Assist Director/Chief in establishing procedures and make recommendations regarding changes or improvement in department operations; represent department at meetings as required.
Provide work direction to student workers and others as assigned. E
Appear in court as a witness as required.
Perform related duties as assigned.
Requirements
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Any combination equivalent to: graduation from high school
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,683
For some reason, drawing is starting to click to me.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,685
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,687
Now this one is a little racist.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,688
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#825,707
@825,703 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
I tried the neckbeard again, but I think I just ended up drawing Simon from the Yogscast.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#825,708
@825,704 (squeegee)
I noticed that this is what 1930's cartoons uses and I love older style animation so I figured why not give it a shot. I always do well at the Animation Studio attraction at Disney's California Adventure.
brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#825,709
I am invading this topic with low effort ms paint drawings! Take me to your leader!
brie !iFDoautiSM double-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,710
squeegee replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,711
@825,708 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
look up the reilly method for drawing heads. there are other similar methods too. teaches you how to see simple shapes in complex objects and how to break a subject up into parts. you draw the simple shapes, and then use those guides to pencil in details. it's a very powerful tool that helps you to nail detail.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,712
@825,708 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Disney had a thing for racist cartoons and Nazis as well, so it looks like you're off to a good start.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,713
@825,709 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
Upgrade to the Windows 10 sketchpad.
brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,714
squeegee replied with this 8 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,720
@825,716 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
can you draw a dog wearing a bunny suit?
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,725
@previous (squeegee)
I am kind of shit with animals, but I wish I knew how to make a Goofy nose and jawline.
I tried though.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,728
@825,719 (I)
Nope, most of these I am drawing off the top of my noggin.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,730
@825,725 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
nice. that's going to be my new steam avatar
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,731
@previous (squeegee)
My attempt at a unpassable tranny.
squeegee replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,733
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
you should make comics. you can absolutely and totally cheat by just doing jokes, too. it's super easy, and the professionals do it all the damn time.
go to /r/jokes and find short jokes that are basically conversations between 2 people and just draw your cartoons saying the jokes. ez.
here's a good example: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/78b41v/a_lawyer_dies_and_goes_to_heaven/
see if you can turn that joke into a 3 panel comic. it's a challenge to include enough space for legible text and still have room for artwork. even if you don't post them anywhere illustrating jokes is a really great way to keep yourself entertained as you practice, you'll always have a joke to illustrate which means you'll always have a goal to work towards. but i encourage you to post them to the imgur gallery or something. or post the illustrated joke back on r/jokes in the original thread. your reddit name could be IillustrateYourJokes
i'll quit telling you how to do your thing now. have fun. thanks for the dog.
Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,734
@825,731 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
what's with all the self deprecating trans shit
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,737
My first attempt at a female character.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,743
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,766
Hey, these ain’t bad. I can’t give you any informed feedback, but I think your faces have certain charm, and a certain style to them. Is this a skill you’re looking to develop, or just a hobby?
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,794
@825,734 (I)
Fine, here is a trans person who has it all. Beauty and a good life. Note that it might be hard to tell that they are trans and that is because if they pass that well then this is just more practice for me on how to make feminine faces.
Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,795
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,802
@825,766 (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
I started messing around since I got my draw pad and discovered that Windows 10 has a sketchpad that is fun to just load up and make crude racist drawings in.
Drawing like Disney is a recent thing that I just felt like doing today. I guess I just feel inspired from the Animation Studio attraction at Disney's California Adventure. I always thought the structural lines were complicated until I realized they aren't really that fucking complex. So I just tried it hours ago.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,804
@825,702 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Looking at this sad Hitler one again and I am starting to love it even more especially while listening to this song.
Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 59 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,807
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
why is his nose a dick
Anonymous I double-posted this 8 years ago, 59 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,810
@825,804 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
and before you deny it it even has balls
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,831
@825,807 (I) @previous (I)
I'm glad you caught that. That was intentional since it felt like something subtle some animator might hide in a Hitler cartoon.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,853
OneShake !Z2lIt0NaDI joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,876
Draw yourself. Shaking it once.
Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,927
@825,831 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
not subtle. he had a dick in the middle of his face
(Edited 20 seconds later.)
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#825,936
@previous (I)
And Peter Griffin has testicles on his chin, your point?
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#825,987
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#826,442
I tried drawing Butt-Head as Rick Sanchez and Beavis as Morty Smith. I so botched the body on Beavis. I think Butt-Head's body came out a bit better. Beavis is harder than he looks. I said hard, uh huh huh huh. What is interesting is there some similarities in design.
Butt-Head and Rick have very oval shaped heads and stringy limbs. Beavis and Morty are much the same plus both have hair that sticks out, Beavis more than Morty obviously, and you could easily just draw Beavis' regular clothing without the Metallica logo and color it yellow. Just give him pants instead of shorts.
So how do you like my drawing? Uh huh huh huh
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#826,446
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Upgrade to getting a life, my boy.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#826,447
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
The one you lack?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#826,449
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You'll never have a life as good as me my boy. I, unlike you, have a job, friends, car, and house.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#826,450
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#826,546
@previous (H)
I botched it and the website lead me to some weird pop up thing that asked for a username and password while an annoying alarm clock went off telling me my computer is infected. >.<
Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#826,550