Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later[^][v]#825,416
But what about the lost potential income?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#825,417
@previous (B)
Being dead is free, though. So you will have no expenses to spend said income on.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,418
@825,416 (B)
I guess the rebate is kind of pointless since there's nothing to spend it on, but at least you get your money back.
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,420
@825,416 (B)
Haha, I remember that. Only he could have made that leap of logic.
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,421
@825,417 (A) @825,418 (A)
It might help with funeral costs if the rebate is transferable to next-of-kin.
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
That was a fun thread.
Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,422
I never understood why people cared if it was under $20 or not. If you're really gonna do it cost doesn't matter. Beg, borrow or steal however much money you need. Get a credit card or a student loan. You're not going to repay it anyway.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,425
@previous (Meta)
The best things in life are Under $20.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,426
@825,422 (Meta)
Huge flaw in that logic. The assumption of course is that the suicide will be successful. On TC we have a newbie who tried a full bottle of acetaminophen and now is spending quality time in a loony bin.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,427
@825,421 (B)
I just read the fine print and it looks like you can transfer the rebate on all Friday the thirteenths if the recipient has a Ouija Board and an open mind. You might want to let them know how to collect in your suicide note.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,441
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,446
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You can get a really good suicide if you spend more than $20. Get a helium tank and make an exit bag. Get some really nice rope that won't snap and leave you only half-dead and quadrospazzed on a life-glug. Get a gun. Get a red bandanna and walk through a blue bandanna hood.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#825,447