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Topic: I wish you could play as a woman in Hitman.

Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #67,459

I think it would make the game 27% better.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #825,362

They would have to change the title or sell both hitman and hitwoman.

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #825,363

@previous (B)
Hitperson. Or they could just call it Agent 47 (why can't 47 be a woman? They'd only have to change ONE chromosome...)

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #825,409

@825,362 (B)
No, they really don't.

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #825,413

@OP
Oh, you like Hitman? Are you into the latest one? IO is releasing a new bonus mission tomorrow, probably. That’s what everyone assumes it is anyway.

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 16 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #825,624

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
The latest one I played is Absolution.

Since Crystal Dynamics owns both Tomb Raider and Hitman now they should do a crossover where you can play as Lara Croft.

Killer Lettuce? joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #825,625

I wish you could play as a pony.

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #825,628

It would make it interesting too. Perhaps Lara isn't as strong and can't take as much damage as 47, but she can run faster, jump higher and sneak better.

Killer Lettuce? replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #825,629

Applejack could shoot apples where as Rainbow Dash could run around and make the target dizzy and then Pinky Pie could just make friends with the target and we all live togther as friends. :D

Killer Lettuce? replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #825,698

@825,624 (Meta)
IO went independent, m8. Hitman is owned by its developers now.

It’s a shame your last one was Absolution. I didn’t play it, but as Hitman games go, I hear it wasn’t the best. If you liked Blood Money, the latest one is way closer to that than Absolution.

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #825,699

@previous (Killer Lettuce?)
Trip.
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