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Topic: What grinds my gears: People who begin emails "My name is ______________"

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #67,449

I know what your name is. God.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #825,216

Have you recently received email from God herself?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #825,218

@previous (B)
Shut up retard

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #825,221

@previous (A)
Dude you need blood pressure meds.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #825,223

Slim shady?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #825,227

<dreamworks> I used to do that
<dreamworks> I thought you were supposed to

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #825,304

Some people that send emails are complete strangers to each other, dumb ass. If you're emailing people you know the name of, you should be texting them. You moron.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #825,309

OP here is one you will enjoy because it meets your standards.

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #825,317

Op is becky

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #825,325

@825,309 (F)
Syntax was Launch Commander of those space flights!
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