Topic: I want to go to Prison
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #67,448
After some thought and a lot of research I have decided I want to go to Prison. Let me explain why I want to go to Prison.
First, I want to join a Prison Gang and get involved in all of their activities. It will be so cool to belong. I aspire to be a leader of a Prison Gang and run it right, strict discipline, good drug dealing, and smuggling. Oh, and did I mention those cool tattoos you get in Prison Gangs those will make me look like a real man. However, the high for me will be running the gang so I will work hard in the Gang to prove my leadership skills so I can one day lead the gang.
Second, in Prison I will have free room and board. I’m tired of paying rent and food so why not let the taxpayers pay for me. It won’t be the best but it is something. I will spend plenty of time pumping weights in the Prison Yard so I won’t get out of shape. There is another benefit of Prison, free gym membership bye, bye Bally’s.
Third, I like to fight dirty and in Prison I heard there are a lot of dirty fights. I will have tons of human punching bags to beat up. I can’t wait.
Right now, I am trying to figure out whether I want to go to a Federal Prison or a State Prison, at this point I’m leaning towards a Federal Prison. Now, I just got to figure out what crime I am going to commit.
First, I want to join a Prison Gang and get involved in all of their activities. It will be so cool to belong. I aspire to be a leader of a Prison Gang and run it right, strict discipline, good drug dealing, and smuggling. Oh, and did I mention those cool tattoos you get in Prison Gangs those will make me look like a real man. However, the high for me will be running the gang so I will work hard in the Gang to prove my leadership skills so I can one day lead the gang.
Second, in Prison I will have free room and board. I’m tired of paying rent and food so why not let the taxpayers pay for me. It won’t be the best but it is something. I will spend plenty of time pumping weights in the Prison Yard so I won’t get out of shape. There is another benefit of Prison, free gym membership bye, bye Bally’s.
Third, I like to fight dirty and in Prison I heard there are a lot of dirty fights. I will have tons of human punching bags to beat up. I can’t wait.
Right now, I am trying to figure out whether I want to go to a Federal Prison or a State Prison, at this point I’m leaning towards a Federal Prison. Now, I just got to figure out what crime I am going to commit.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #825,217
Are you up to getting your sewer pipe rammed and jammed daily.
Your sex partners in prison are limited gender wise. Just because your cell mate calls himself Cathy, does not make him a her.
Your sex partners in prison are limited gender wise. Just because your cell mate calls himself Cathy, does not make him a her.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #825,220
Smoke weed until you become super psychotic and go to a medical facility
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@825,217 (B)
> Are you up to getting your sewer pipe rammed and jammed daily.
> Your sex partners in prison are limited gender wise. Just because your cell mate calls himself Cathy, does not make him a her.
damn syntax
> Are you up to getting your sewer pipe rammed and jammed daily.
> Your sex partners in prison are limited gender wise. Just because your cell mate calls himself Cathy, does not make him a her.
damn syntax