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Hello I do not have a name so I cannot introduce myself, but my name is Stanley. Everybody calls me Stuart and I don't like it. My mum likes to think I'm called Harold. I don't think I have a name but that's not important, I'm going to tell you my stories. I got a lot of stories to tell. I'm not gonna tell you everything but I'll tell you some of them. I'm not a serial killer, some people think I am, I'm telling you I am not. OK so the first thing is that I went down to the supermarket, and I said "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Your prices are way too high! Oh no! Oh no! I don't have the money to buy everything that I wanna buy", and they said "You know what, that's a problem you got there, what kind of a problem have you got there?" and I said "I just explained my problem are you not fucking listening?". And the guy was taking notes. The first note I read he said "Time is 10:14AM", and that was true but it was irrelevant to my cause. The supermarket is too expensive I wanna buy a lot of things, I wanna buy some candy apples and I wanna buy some Kleenex okay? And I don't have enough money. And he says "What you gonna do?", I said "You know what, I'm not sure what I'm gonna do". So that night I went to bed and the bed was pretty good actually, it was real real comfortable. As soon as I fell asleep a man came up to me and says "HEY WAKE UP! WAKE UP!", I said "What's going on I don't wanna wake up I was sleeping!" he said "Oh yeah, I see you sleeping there I just wondered if you wanna carry on sleeping I wanted to make sure." and I said "Yeah, I'll be pretty fine with carrying on sleeping if you go ahead and let me sleep".