Topic: I Need Help RIGHT NOW Fora

Hank Splatters started this discussion 8 years ago #67,387

I have stalked Syntax for 20 years. I have taken literally hundreds of his real life pictures and cloned them into some of the most shameful poses you can imagine. I have followed him from fora to fora telling him what a low life cheap jew he is. What a terrible dead beat father he is. What a liar he is. What a lonesome loser he is. I have degraded him to the extreme on his dance and rock climbing forums in front of his real life friends. I kept that up till he just ran away. I was unstoppable. I would line up lists of proxies, emails and handles. Then go into his foras and start my assult of him. The mods being decent people tried to stop me, but it did no good. Like I said I was unstoppable when it came to totally destroying Syntax. I have ordered from every pizza parlor in Carlsbad California and sent them to his home with hundreds of dollars worth of food. I once sent him a shoebox full of a shit I took. I even took the time and money to gift wrap it and send it Fed Ex with a signature confirmation.

So I guess you are all wondering why I do this? It is because I do not like him. I need help to get over it. Any advice would be appreciated. Thank you. Hank Splatters

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #824,663

Hank Splatters (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #824,666

@previous (B)

I am sorry but I am not Matt you stupid fucking obsessed twit! There is more to fora life than Matt if you could ever open up your pea sized brain for one fucking minute. Now please go off in a corner, take with you the dullest butcher knife your mother has in the drawer and proceed to try and hack your tiny pud off while looking at pictures of Matt Miller.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #824,673

@previous (Hank Splatters)

> you stupid fucking obsessed twit!

Obsesses over syntax, follows him from fora to fora for 20+ years.....

Then has the balls to call someone else an obsessed twit?

Ok........

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #824,675

l o l

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #824,676

@824,673 (C)
that’s the joke

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #824,747

Sure is arg in here.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #824,801

That's allot of effort @OP calm down

Hank Splatters (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #824,972

No help. Guess I will have to stalk him for another 20 years. If he lives that long.

Hank Splatters (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #825,275

The day will come and the circle of characters will dance around in the last images of Syntax's mind before it fades off into the oblivion!

Minichan