Topic: Is there a way to not tear up your ass?
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #67,334
When you wipe?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #824,177
wet the toilet paper
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #824,180
attach a biden to your toilet
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #824,181
Get an ass licking ready dog... Works every time.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #824,182
@824,177 (B)
That only kind of helped. My ass still bled a little.
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #824,184
@previous (A)
warm water?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #824,185
Upgrade your toilet paper
Eat more fiber
Wipe more gently
Shave your buttcrack hair
Apply firming cream to your asshole
Apply soothing cream to your asshole
Go fuck a shit up your ass
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #824,190
Blow torch the dirty ass.
McTurnip™ !meATfarTdc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #824,228
Upgrade to a Bidet™. Merci.
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