Croshaw started this discussion 15 years ago#6,723
- I can go back to wearing the same shirt for three weeks, not wearing deodorant, and only changing socks when they evolve the intelligence necessary to attack mankind.
- I can have sex with other women, animals and kitchen appliances whenever I want.
- I can remove some of her stuff that was taking up large amounts of space on my hard drive and replace it with hentai games.
- Not that I would want to have sex with other women, animals and kitchen appliances, you understand, I was giving an example.
- I won't have to embarrass myself trying to do press-ups in front of her.
- I mean, other women don't do it for me, I don't know where to find an appropriate female animal, and one bloke I knew tried to have sex with a kitchen appliance, he had to wear a kilt for six months. And now I come to think about it, I don't particularly want to wear the same shirt for three weeks either. It gets all sticky and gross.
Nadia !UmnMmNadis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#117,981
Well...
-You have a lot of free time by yourself.
-No arguments over shit.
-No pressure (To look good, to impress, to not get embarrassed)
-They don't actually know anything about you, like your opinion on colour, for instance.
-Sometimes, they only want one thing which can be very annoying, even if you want it back it'll probably be used against you at some point or other.
3:
-Being single means you have nobody watching over you shoulder constantly, wanting to meet your parents, urging you to go out and have 'fun', and in some of your cases, you even have to hide your porn. I mean seriously, people are SO controlling.
-Why love somebody else when you can love yourself twice as much? We're all secretly vein and given the chance many of uswould probably clone ourselves and dwell together and idk...
-Why trust someone if your trust is to end up broken, like your heart? We all know it's not gonna end like Frank and Anita Milford
-What am I saying?
-You will be all nice and attracted at first, but it goes like this;
:| , :) , c: , C: , :3 , <3 _ <3 , <3 , ~~~~~~~!!!!!????, :) ,:/ , :| , ;-; , x_x , </3
metaphorically speaking...
usually anyway.
"-Sod this. Being single sucks balls."
and if you're in a relationship right now... Good luck.
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,013
Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,062
Also you can shit in your room.
Nadia !UmnMmNadis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,081
@118,027 (Foxygen !FANATICibM)
Well, loving yourself is worth it, whereas loving someone else so they can get twice as much love = you not loving yourself. Then, in the end you love yourself less, three times (Not love yourself twice as less because you didn't love yourself in the first place. *0) . Also, with your future ex-parter hating you (-3) , AND you hating you,(-3) it will all jumble into one great depression which will then begin from
... *-6.
;-;
So... you'll probably die very early.
But at the time you won't mind because you hate yourself so much, and everybody else hates you.
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!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,098
Nadia !UmnMmNadis replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,102
@previous (!poISOnioxc)
Define: Jumble
Mix up in a confused or untidy way.
So did I. :3
!poISOnioxc replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,105
@previous (Nadia !UmnMmNadis)
Lol it looks great. I've never seen anything like that before.
henn !ksfzGo9XsI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,133
@118,062 (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
That's the third time I've heard someone say that about being single. The fuck is up with that?
It must be a joke...
Green !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,147
@previous (henn !ksfzGo9XsI)
It means you can leave soda cans everywhere in your room/house and not give a fuck about tidying up.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#119,249
penis is illegal
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#119,252
I would be quite happy remaining single for the rest of my life.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#119,310
IMO life is much more enjoyable once you find someone who you're really compatible with. The kissing, the touching, making love, falling asleep together, sharing secrets, laughing with each other, even the arguments- it's magic to be in love. I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#119,322
You can do all this to yourself.
Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#119,327