Topic: Replacing your lover's 1979 Ford Fiesta with a 2018 Rolls Royce Phantom
McTurnip™ !meATfarTdc started this discussion 8 years ago #67,184
Could anything, truly, be more intimate and loving?
Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #822,981
See the thing is with the Fiesta, you don't care if you dent or scratch it. You have no problem parking it in the Walmart parking lot. Not even in the more, um, troubling neighborhoods. I'm guessing your lover is in Europe? The Mk 1 Fiesta was never sold in the US. Or maybe she somehow went to great lengths to import a 37, almost 40 year old economy car into the US? In which case she's pretty damn weird and you should either marry her or replace her with a different lover, depending on your tolerance for eccentricity.
If she did that, she's probably also the kind to have her house rewired for 220v and import European appliances too.
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Meta double-posted this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,982
Also the Fiesta is easier to park and gets better gas mileage. This one is definitely NOT intimate or loving :(
Big Daddy Derek !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,983
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McTurnip™ !meATfarTdc (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #822,988
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@822,982 (Meta)
You are unsafe to drive or ride in a compact from 78 unless it's towing a small trailer with you secured on top.
You are unsafe to drive or ride in a compact from 78 unless it's towing a small trailer with you secured on top.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #823,060
@822,982 (Meta)
Why can't you afford a personal valet to park it for you? Why can't you afford fuel?
Why can't you afford a personal valet to park it for you? Why can't you afford fuel?
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #823,070
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Why can't you afford a personal valet to park it for you? Why can't you afford fuel?
Because I'm driving a twelve year old car for twelve year olds.
> Why can't you afford a personal valet to park it for you? Why can't you afford fuel?
Because I'm driving a twelve year old car for twelve year olds.