he's a silly willy matty poo
fucked non-filly horse vagoo
when the MLP show was new
it was the only way to prove
he didnt clop to Dinky Doo
"only adults mares for me"
then he pooted "teeheehee"(Edited 29 seconds later.)
Matt put on the finest of suits
then he was off to deliver the poots
to the royalest pony of all the land
and Matt, loyal subject, behooved
bent right over and let out the poots
Rarity was so happy she let one out too!
(Edited 53 seconds later.)