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Topic: Why don't they make a pill that suppresses appetite but has no other side effects.

Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #67,167

It would probably end up saving more lives than anything else they could do medically, at least in America.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #822,816

That's not how losing weight works you can stop eating entirely and you'll still die morbidly obese. Get off clydes dick and your Walmart bicycle and buy a cattle treadmill.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,817

lol

Anonymous C double-posted this 8 years ago, 29 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,818

"I have no self control. Is there a pill for that?"

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,820

@822,816 (B)
You don't suppress appetite entirely, just like 50% or so.

@previous (C)
truuuuu lol ?

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,825

@previous (Meta)
I know I take a medication that suppresses my appetite because I have an actual issue* you're just fucking lazy.

It's harder to get to 400 pounds than lose weight.

*My issue isn't being fat

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Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,828

@822,820 (Meta)
So like I submitted
> pill that suppresses appetite
To Google and you might enjoy a look at that and then found this
Orlistat
> The effectiveness of orlistat in promoting weight loss is definite

Now damn man it has a couple of side effects they show front and center
> Orlistat also modestly reduces blood pressure and appears to prevent the onset of type 2 diabetes, whether from the weight loss itself or to other effects. In a large randomized controlled trial, orlistat was found to reduce the incidence of diabetes by nearly 40% in obese people

As 2 side effects
> orlistat is notorious for its gastrointestinal side effects

I do not want to excite Indy with the details of those side effects

So all they have to do in include another pill one takes that solves this problem and in USA it is over the counter as the only FDA approved pill that actually works with plus bennies

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,831

@822,825 (B)
What pill is it? Do you think it could help me.

@previous (Syntax)
No I don't want to be shitting my pance all the time.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,836

@previous (Meta)
pance

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 25 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #822,837

@previous (C)
It's the plural of pant.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #822,854

@previous (Meta)

~pantæ

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #822,860

@822,831 (Meta)
See @822,816 (B)

> That's not how losing weight works you can stop eating entirely and you'll still die morbidly obese. Get off clydes dick and your Walmart bicycle and buy a cattle treadmill.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #822,962

It's called a cigarette.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #822,964

You're really trying to get rid of those McCravings, aren't ya? McBravo.

Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #822,969

@822,962 (F)
It's called a Lucky Strike™ thanks.

@previous (G)
Hey I'm trying!

McTurnip™ !meATfarTdc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #822,970

It's called "watching Brazilian fart porn".

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #823,110

I'm on a couple of things that suppress appetite. Wellbutrin has no unpleasant side effects for me but it does for some people.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #823,136

@822,970 (McTurnip™ !meATfarTdc)
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