Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later[^][v]#117,653
More genies.
stal !nator.ccGk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#117,654
1. A cake.
2. Another cake.
3. A magical being that comes with unlimited wishes
Mister !Bones6oqqQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#117,658
@117,653 (Mindblast !!4IKKtS9GG) @previous (stal !nator.ccGk)
I'm afraid all of those wishes are invalid. Please insert coins and try again.
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#117,659
1. to be able to wish for more wishes
2. unlimited wishes
3. a --real-life dragon man-whore-- --mac pro-- can of soda
bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#117,661
Where are the wishes coming from. If it's a monkey paw I don't want them, they're just cursed anyway.
Mister !Bones6oqqQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#117,664
@previous (bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc)
They come from my anus.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#117,665
1. Unlimted wealth
2. The ability to attract any woman
3. Immortal life
stal !nator.ccGk replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#117,667
@117,658 (Mister !Bones6oqqQ)
A box, containing what I am thinking of at this very moment*.
A loophole allowing me to get more wishes.
Another box, containing what I am thinking of at this very moment**.
*: a cake. **: a cake.
bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#117,668
@117,664 (Mister !Bones6oqqQ)
That sounds like one nice anus. Mine doesn't make anything even close to wishes...
Mister !Bones6oqqQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#117,670
@117,667 (stal !nator.ccGk)
All invalid. You are not allowed a third chance. I'm sorry but you will be the first of hopefully few people my anus will deny wishes to.
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#117,683
Better nate than lever
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#117,685
1. Unlimited money
2. cure for AIDS
3. Some kind of scientific advancement in crop growing so that there's more than enough food to go around to everyone in the world
advi !!3gpAcg/hF replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#117,691
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#117,952
@117,685 (H)
I support curing AIDS but if I could choose a sickness it would be one where the majority of sufferers weren't complicit in its spread.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#117,970
1. Everyone in the world is gay.
2. I'm super fucking famous.
3. Nobody ever dies of poor health.
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#117,979
1. Unlimited money.
2. Become sexy like Justin Bieber.
3. Me and my family live forever and ever.
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,050
Health wealth and wisdom
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,057
Nothing because I don't want anything for nothing.
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Anonymous L double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,058
@117,970 (J) > 3. Nobody ever dies of poor health.
World becomes over-populated in years. @117,685 (H) > 1. Unlimited money
If you had unlimited money you'd be able to get anything you wanted. You'd eventually be bored as fuck.
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Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,061
The water on the moon can be broken down, plus I can bring plants into space.
Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,088
@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Plants produce a miniscule amount of oxygen. Anyway, what about food, medicine and supplies?! You'd need years worth! And warm clothing.
Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,089
No I don't I can back to earth again, or I could just mass murder a load of people.
Nadia !UmnMmNadis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,091
I noticed that > Unlimited money
and > cure for AIDS
wouldn't work very well, now. ;-;
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,358
Happiness
Health
Love
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,379
1. telekinesis
2. immortality
3. infinite access to any and all theoretical resources
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,380
@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Telekinesis is for fat people.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,381
@previous (P)
Telekinesis allows for me to manipulate any physical object without ever having to touch it. I can even slow down or speed up every molecule in existence with such power.
Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,382
@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Exactly. Without it, you'd actually have to get off your fat ass to do that stuff.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#118,385
Less Work
More Play
More Sleep
!UmnMmNadis replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#118,574
1. Attractiveness.
2. Any superpower I can ever imagine.
3. Happiness, failing that, loneliness.
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#118,627
The ability to unlock my mental potential.
All other wishes are null.
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#118,656
1. The ability to shift my shape ^1
2. Eternal youth^2
3. Riches^3
^1 I retain all my intellect and sentience, no matter what I shift into. I need not conserve my mass. If I wanted to shift into a nitrogen atom, I would be a very smart nitrogen atom which is the size of an atom. I am able to regenerate body parts (including the brain) without active effort and be very specific in what I shift. I will not have to expand effort to hold the shifted shape. ^2 This comes with the ability to make people not notice that I never grow old. Part of this ability comes with documents that change to the appropriate dates needed. Nobody would question why I know so many old people. Corollary to 'eternal youth' is eternal health (ie I will never get a disease, infectious or otherwise. I will never be vegetated). I will not, however, survive the end of the universe, except as unsentient molecular memory which will reform in an appropriate way on a planet which evolves 2010 earth levels of technology in a future universe, if there is one. ^3 in a way that will not disrupt and devalue the economy. A suggested way of fulfilling this wish is to make every person on earth donate GBP10 to me, which would give me a fortune of approx 70 billion GBP, easily enough to live for forever on interest. In the event of the collapse of civilisation, I simply become obscenely rich using the new system.