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Topic: coolest way to open a bottle poll

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #67,013

choose wisely
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
keychain bottle opener - 0%
top-of-corkscrew bottle opener - 0%
wall/counter mounted bottle opener 1 13%
standalone can/bottle opener 1 13%
eye socket 3 38%
belly button - 0%
bic lighter 1 13%
bare hands - 0%
countertop 2 25%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #821,491

Write-in: Sword

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,506

Prayer

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,515

I know a guy who's missing his front teeth from using them to open bottles so much. the thought makes me cringe.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,518

Write in: Someone else's front teeth.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,555

@821,515 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
teeth just isn't cool

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,590

Wall mounted but only if you let the lid clatter on the floor

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,592

@previous (G)
This Anon gets it.

You also have to slyly reach back while on a stool or something. Sunglasses at night are optional.
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