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Topic: damn cats...and their fucking cathair..

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #66,945

sometimes I think not so nice thoughts about kitty..

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #820,973

Disagree
Except cat mom put the kittens behind the washing machine and I can't do laundry

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #820,974

Do they have ? ready ass?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,975

@820,973 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
how many are there..

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,976

@820,973 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Just re-accommodate them.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,978

@previous (Meta)
in an emergency yes...otherwise you let mama do her own thing..

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #820,989

@OP
Just buy a bald cat..

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,995

@820,975 (A)
Four babies, the mom, my cat, and four cats on the other side
@820,976 (Meta)
They're still breast feeding

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,996

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
They can breastfeed in a different spot. You need clean clothes.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,998

@previous (Meta)

Not if you're a miniature grunge punk

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,000

@previous (F)
Fuck capitalist detergent oppression ?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,001

@820,996 (Meta)
I can find another place to do laundry? Or wear dirty clothes, I don't mind that. I could bring my underwear to the ~punk lofts~ people would let me use their washers

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,002

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
No. I mean take the cats and move them several feet in a different direction so they can do their thing and you can wash your clothes.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,003

@820,995 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxiihPBhRJs

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,004

@821,002 (Meta)
That is not possible
They are behind the washer, between it and the Wall

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,008

@821,001 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
look...I wouldn't do this for just anybody...but since kitties are involved...if you want...you could mail your panties to me...and I will launder them and send them back to you..

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,019

@previous (H)
Gross

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,041

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'm sure they are..

anyways...People have stepped up and helped me lately...so I was just trying to pay it forward when I saw you were having difficulty also..

are you totally convinced the washer running a cycle would make the mom cat feel that uneasy..
she's been near it running before hasn't she...

maybe it would be ok..

if attachments allow maybe you could pu'll the washer away from the wall several inches and create a tad more room..

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

real dw !8MwYJxxi8E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,044

@previous (H)
shut up
you are a garbage person

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,048

@previous (real dw !8MwYJxxi8E)
not at all true..

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,061

@821,041 (H)
oh shut up you're not succeeding at making your disgusting attempt at flirting look like altruism

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,062

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
and I imagined I was so clever..

ok..it was cheesy... let's move on..

I think the cat will be fine and not want to move her brood if you start the washer..

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,063

@previous (H)

> and I imagined I was so clever..
>
> ok..it was cheesy... let's move on..
>
> I think the cat will be fine and not want to move her brood if you start the washer..

great idea

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,064

@821,061 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> oh shut up you're not succeeding at making your disgusting attempt at flirting look like altruism

and good grief...I seriously hope you do not believe that anything I say to you by this point is a serious attempt at flirting..

I'm just messing with you...lighten up..

Anonymous H double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,065

@821,063 (I)
the mom cat should be used to that washer running...so it shouldn't be an issue..

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,067

@previous (H)
Uh I'm more worried about the kittens getting crushed, it moves around when you use it

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,070

@821,065 (H)
does your brain work at all

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,122

@821,067 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Oh..
well then it absolutely cannot be used at all then..

you better threaten all your friends that consequences will never be the same again...if they touch the power switch on it...until the official all clear notification is given..

one idea is...if you put a cardboard box in another sort of out of the way corner with a nice fluffy towel inside...and set momcat in it when you see her strolling around to let her check it out...she may very well decide to move the kitties there..

a box is good for kitties before they can move around on all their feet..

Anonymous H double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,123

@821,070 (I)

> does your brain work at all

not always...but I've been around a shit ton of cats..

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,124

@821,122 (H)
Yeah they were in a box before. We are just waiting for cat mom to decide to move them again.

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,142

whatever i don't need to shit on Bert's life anymore he's an asshole but he's still a human bean. barely. sorry Bert

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,149

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as becky, is in fact, cat hair/becky, or as I've recently taken to calling it, cat hair plus becky. Becky is not a moderating system unto herself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning cat hair system made useful by the cat hair corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the cat hair system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of cat hair which is widely used today is often called becky, and many of MCs users are not aware that she is basically the cat hair system, developed by the Cat Hair Project.

There really is a becky, and these people are using her, but she is just a part of the system they use. Becky is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the moderating resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of a moderating system, but useless by herself; she can only function in the context of a complete moderating system. Becky is normally used in combination with the cat hair operating system: the whole system is basically cat hair with becky added, or cat hair/becky. All the so-called becky distributions are really distributions of cat hair/becky.

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #821,266

@previous (J)
Thanks Google..
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