Topic: REVIEW: David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee

real dw !8MwYJxxi8E started this discussion 8 years ago #66,934

it's damn good

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #820,931

@OP
Is it...praytell...black as midnight...on an moonless night..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,934

Is it served with a cow fetus and a portrait of Laura Dern?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,938

I'd try it..

real dw !8MwYJxxi8E (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #820,939

@820,931 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

> Is it...praytell...black as midnight...on an moonless night..

it's not as dark a roast as you'd expect

@820,934 (C)

> Is it served with a cow fetus and a portrait of Laura Dern?

each bag contains a portrait of Laura Dern, Naomi Watts, Sheryl Lee, Sherilyn Fenn, or Kyle Maclachlan smeared with Ray Wise's actual blood. collect them all and straddle the fine line between light and darkness in every cup

real dw !8MwYJxxi8E (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #820,941

@820,931 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

> Is it...praytell...black as midnight...on an moonless night..

look at this post everyone
it's a big daddy Derek quoting twin peaks using a Matt + Bert schtick combo
?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,960

@previous (real dw !8MwYJxxi8E)
Derek has been doing this for a long time. It’s expected that he would pull off an advanced manouvere like that.

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