Topic: found a club that gets you drunk as fuck
squeegee started this discussion 8 years ago #66,933
it's a gay bar, i'm hiding in the back with my new lesbian friends. i haven't been this drunk off 8 dollars in a long time. if i make it home i'll post, otherwise i may need somome to bail me out in the morning. i'm on a lot of restroom coke.hot chicks everywhere, but i can't tell which are lesbian and which are transexual. odd place. might be taking x in a bit.
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #820,914
also the jury is still out on my lesbian friends. not sure which ones are trannies if at all. will report back.
also, fuck uber
also, fuck uber
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McTurnip™ !meATfarTdc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,915
> inb4 you have your first BJ...as the giver
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,916
inb4 squeegee wakes up with a sore rump in a cheap motel room.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,917
@820,915 (McTurnip™ !meATfarTdc)
@previous (C)
my new friends would never let that happen. besides, not my first rodeo. if you think i can't hadle doing coke and x at a gar bar then y'all don't know squeegee
@previous (C)
my new friends would never let that happen. besides, not my first rodeo. if you think i can't hadle doing coke and x at a gar bar then y'all don't know squeegee
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,918
i got a free drink earlier too, like the bartender brought it by and pointed our the guy who sent it. i raised my glass to him. thanks bro.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 38 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,919
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,920
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,921
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,922
yeah, so, the bathrooms aren't safe.
squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,923
stranger danger
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,924
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,925
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 36 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,926
okay guys, i'm talking to a legit non-lesbian female with a biological puss, i gotta run. bbl
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squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,927
okay, i stole some x from a twink with a backpack. we're rolling.
real dw !8MwYJxxi8E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,928
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,936
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,954
fucking wild night. i had to break a door down to get out of a parking garage at one point. trying to find my way back to my car.
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,955
oh yeah, the god damned bathroom, at one point i went into a stall to piss and some dude tried following me in. i stopped him and dude said, "can i join you," and i just laughed and said, "nah dude, i'm trying to take a piss," and he walked out. fuckimg weird, man, i guess dude was going to blow me on the toilet? can i join you, lol.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,956
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,958
@previous (H)
i'll be honest with you, that period between about 11:00 and 3:00 is kinda blurry. she left?
i'll be honest with you, that period between about 11:00 and 3:00 is kinda blurry. she left?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,961
Degenerate
squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,981
squeegee double-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,982
you know, i didn't realize how thin a line there is between going out to dinner and having a drink and doing coke in the bathroom of a gay bar in uptown.real dw !8MwYJxxi8E replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,983
squeegee replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,984
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,986
Hahaha! Squeegee, you crazy cunt!
Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,991
Syntax joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,992
@820,984 (squeegee)
> but i can't tell which are lesbian and which are transexual
Given you're in2 stuffing things - You best learn quickly
> but i can't tell which are lesbian and which are transexual
Given you're in2 stuffing things - You best learn quickly
Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,031
@OP do you have the same number of organs today as you did yesterday?
squeegee replied with this 8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,034
@previous (G)yeah, same number but i don't think they're all in the same condition they were in this time yesterday.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,066
haven't really slept in a while. having dinner and margaritas. i don't see any lesbians this time though so it may be a boring dinner.
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,069
hey, guess what, some kinda cute chick is sitting over here. gotta run.
edit: she just told the bartender she's in dallas cause her husband of 2 years is texting some ho.
good fortune shines on squeegee
edit: she just told the bartender she's in dallas cause her husband of 2 years is texting some ho.
good fortune shines on squeegee
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squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,073
nevermind. bullshit artist that one is. she's gotten 2 free shots and a free app tray from the bartender so far.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 13 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,074
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,077
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
3 free shots lol. bartender said he "made too much." going full on mr.niceguy neckbeard.
her story is changing. military husband, doesn't know rank. bullshit, she'd know every detail of his paygrade.
3 free shots lol. bartender said he "made too much." going full on mr.niceguy neckbeard.
her story is changing. military husband, doesn't know rank. bullshit, she'd know every detail of his paygrade.
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,078
bartender jody with the 4th free shot. wow
squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,079
i have never before today heard a sexual innuendo remark made about hard tacos. such a nice evening out.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,081
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,082
squeegee (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,083
wow. i am fucking impressed. now she's twirling her hair and flirting with a girl telling the same tale of cheating woe. i think she eats for free frequently. damn.
squeegee (OP) triple-posted this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,085
asked where her husband is stationed by girl. said, "idk, all over the place. he's never home." girl had funny look on her face. i think cracks in her story are showing.
Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,093
@previous (squeegee)
since you don't have anything better to do than eavesdrop and post on minichan at the bar why dont you just poke holes in her yarn until she leaves
since you don't have anything better to do than eavesdrop and post on minichan at the bar why dont you just poke holes in her yarn until she leaves
squeegee (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #821,096
okay, all but confirmed. she asked if how i could eat all my spoapillas and i just said, "i'm not buying it," and she ignored me after that. she didn't even say, "what?" she knows. i knows. we had a moment. think this caps off my weekend.