Topic: Organ transplant idea: state-subsized superbikes for young men
Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #66,925
on the condition they agree to become organ donors. They also get an exemption from speed limits. And helmet laws.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #820,834
they could be called super-donors™
Anonymous B double-posted this 8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,835
before you'd know it you'd have hoardes of super donor bike gangs
living fast and dying ethically
living fast and dying ethically
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,842
What would be left to donate that didn't look like ragu sauce? Maybe they could cut a deal with local Italian food chains.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,843
Fun fact if you are going 150 mph and hit another car you are not the only person who gets injured in the crash.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 45 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,844
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 40 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,845
You can't donate a red mist and splatter mark, but if you could it's a grate idea
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,882
Big upgrade over your ten-year old bike made for ten-year olds. Too bad you'll never be able to afford it... Or drive it since super overweight people(like yourself) have balance issues.
Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,885
@previous (G)
> your two month old Mongoose® Excursion™ 27.5" 21 speed front suspension ultra-rugged mountain bike for two month olds with WTB Freedom ThickSlick™ tires
ftfy Clyde
> your two month old Mongoose® Excursion™ 27.5" 21 speed front suspension ultra-rugged mountain bike for two month olds with WTB Freedom ThickSlick™ tires
ftfy Clyde
Meta (OP) double-posted this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,886
You wish you had this fucking bike Clyde ??Did I mention the frame and rims are aircraft grade aluminum alloy for lighter weight?
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Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,888
@previous (Meta)
> You wish you had this fucking bike Clyde ??
Meh, I prefer my bad ass Mustang. A bike is the least of my worries. No one rides those outdated death traps here anyway.
> You wish you had this fucking bike Clyde ??
Meh, I prefer my bad ass Mustang. A bike is the least of my worries. No one rides those outdated death traps here anyway.
Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #821,143
@820,835 (B)
Biker gangs could feel good about the work they do ?
@820,842 (C)
> What would be left to donate that didn't look like ragu sauce? Maybe they could cut a deal with local Italian food chains.
Bone marrow? You could probably salvage some corneas or something.
@820,843 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's changing incentives and the way people feel about motorcycle accidents. Yeah maybe you got dusted up a bit safely buckled in and ensconced in your 6,000lb SUV with 18 airbags when a 19 year old t-bones you on a subsidized Ducati but, on the other hand, some kid with a rare liver disease gets a new lease on life.
Biker gangs could feel good about the work they do ?
@820,842 (C)
> What would be left to donate that didn't look like ragu sauce? Maybe they could cut a deal with local Italian food chains.
Bone marrow? You could probably salvage some corneas or something.
@820,843 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's changing incentives and the way people feel about motorcycle accidents. Yeah maybe you got dusted up a bit safely buckled in and ensconced in your 6,000lb SUV with 18 airbags when a 19 year old t-bones you on a subsidized Ducati but, on the other hand, some kid with a rare liver disease gets a new lease on life.