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Topic: I'm so tired of showering alone with vodka martinis.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#6,692
So I was in the shower this morning, having a vodka martini while washing my hair, and I thought "wouldn't it be great if I had a girl to do this for me?"
I mean wash my hair, not drink the martini... I can do that myself...
So after heading outside and kicking some homeless men so I could steal their change cups for cash, I popped into a Starbucks and ordered a non-fat soy chai latte, then had the barista stir it with her tongue. You didn't know Starbucks did that? Well you've probably never asked. Try it next time. Seriously, try it sometime, stickybuns.