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Topic: The word "cunt" has lost its edge.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,690

I think it's time for a worse swear than "cunt". It used to be that was the absolute top of the swearing hierarchy. You could stop any discussion just by flashing the joker of all swear words. I mean... wow. Cunt. it's got two hard consonants. Not only that, but they are at the beginning and at the end. Come in with a crash, go out with a bang. And the 'u' gives it that really short syllable sound.

See, the word "fuck" is similar, but it's just too undecided. First off, it begins with sort of a foo foo sounding letter... fffff, I mean what's that? Then as far as the meaning, well it's just not focused enough... could be a noun, could be a verb... you can combine it with other words, there's just no direction. Make up your mind.

Now... "cunt", there's a word that knows exactly what it's trying to say. It doesn't need a context. But now everyone's on the cunt bandwagon, and it's just not the same anymore. There isn't that thrill of "ooohhh, who's gonna top that?". It's just mundane everyday now. We need something that can be applied to anyone, an equal opportunity word like fuck or cunt but worse. Cuck? Nah, that's too much like cock. What about Funt? No, that just sounds like gay football or something.

So, anyway, if someone's got any ideas... run it by the MC panel of judges, and we'll let you know if yours is a winner. For now, let's slow down on the usage of cunt... like antibiotics. And don't forget to wash your ass.

This has been a public service announcement.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #117,496

I intend to play devil's advocate here.

CUNT
CUNT
CUNT

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #117,497

I think 'kufraank' should be a swear.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #117,498

I have no submissions yet, but I hereby declare your thread post of the day. Would read again.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #117,501

I also put Frick forward. We should bring it back.

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #117,507

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
My little brother uses that constantly. Sometimes I wish he'd use actual profanities instead.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #117,509

@previous (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
It is an actual profanity!

advi !!3gpAcg/hF replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #117,511

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
So I should beat him upside the head for saying it?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #117,512

@previous (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
If you want.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #117,514

Shut the fuck up, cunt.

Bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #117,516

What about twat? I like twat.

The Truth !!vSp31CfSr joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #117,519

Nah, just on the internet. My mom still slaps my shit when she hears me or my frat brothers curse.

The Truth !!vSp31CfSr double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #117,521

Nah, just on the internet. My mom still slaps my shit when she hears me or my frat brothers curse.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #117,525

@117,516 (Bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc)
This.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #117,531

@previous (I)
yeah that.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,798

Mother Fucker still has the cutting edge

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,799

Cunt still has an edge to angry Feminazis. :)

But yeah, I wish it was still as shocking and I felt as brazen when I say it as I used to.

bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,801

@117,798 (Syntax)
not really. I can say that and not get bowed up on. If I call someone a fucking twat I will at least get the mother fucker off his ass and in my face.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,807

@previous (bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc)
I make my living as an Electronics Consultant. Back a bunch of years as a captive employee and manager; a sales dude received a call from the Warden of San Quentin re inventing an alarm device for guards to carry in case of attack - including being knocked out and falling down with no time to push a button.

I was given the construction plans for San Quentin and studied the issue and made a prototype to test and spent 3 days at San Quentin. Back then the worst word anyone could use was "Mother Fucker"

I learned a great deal in the study of that unique problem and applied it to solve problems later for cell systems. I also learned how horrible awful it really is for anyone to be sent to a ultra hard nosed joint like that one. I did go on to test the stuff out at a few other "Joints"

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bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,812

@previous (Syntax)
yeah, I wouldn't expect too many locked up criminals to be terribly creative cunts.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,816

@previous (bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc)
LoL

Good point EXCEPT for one I got to know in person - One of the founders of Tower Records a very creative dude, and for a long time a friend. He spent only one year in Q and the next 6-7 years on the beach as a fire fighter for who/ever/where/ever a forest fire needed a crew,
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