Topic: Man claims he traveled in time from 2048, to warn us of aliens
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #66,867
Wyoming man arrested after claiming he traveled from 2048 to warn of alien invasionBryant Johnson was arrested for public intoxication on Monday night after he allegedly told police that he came from the future to warn of an alien invasion.
Police were called to a street in Casper where Johnson reportedly told them he traveled from the year 2048 and was trying to warn the town that aliens would be arriving next year, KCWY reported.
Police were called to a street in Casper where Johnson reportedly told them he traveled from the year 2048 and was trying to warn the town that aliens would be arriving next year, KCWY reported.
Johnson said that everyone needed to leave as quickly as possible and demanded to speak to the president of the town, KCWY said.
He reportedly told law enforcement that he was able to travel back to 2017 – even though, he said, he meant to travel to 2018 – because aliens filled his body with alcohol and had him stand on a giant pad to transport him to the past.
He reportedly told law enforcement that he was able to travel back to 2017 – even though, he said, he meant to travel to 2018 – because aliens filled his body with alcohol and had him stand on a giant pad to transport him to the past.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later[^] [v] #820,281
fucking morons, quantum alcohol-based time travel is extremely inefficient and can absolutely fuck up your liver. also, you don't jump back into your own past, you jump back into a parallel past. you're as likely to end up in a vacuous void of dark energy as anywhere if you're even slightly undersaturated and then there's the problem of blacking out and losing all ability to collect any intel before you sober up and fade back to your own time. it's just irresponsible, and the guy probably isn't even talking about our future anyway
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,285
@previous (squeegee)
He may not fade back to his own time. Experienced alcohol time shifters know to grab a large piece of matter from their own time, say a traffic cone or dentist sign, before they leave. Matching the quantum resonance of the object with objects in the time stream will help guide them through the quantum pathways on the return trip. It sounds like this guy forgot to do that.
He may not fade back to his own time. Experienced alcohol time shifters know to grab a large piece of matter from their own time, say a traffic cone or dentist sign, before they leave. Matching the quantum resonance of the object with objects in the time stream will help guide them through the quantum pathways on the return trip. It sounds like this guy forgot to do that.