Topic: Has anyone ever
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #66,849
Did you ever call in sick to your first day on a new job?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #820,115
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,125
Also known as "calling in sick to your last day on a new job."
Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,128
Show up to work sick and give the entire office the flu ?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,159
No, I'm pretty tough. I got super drunk the night before a machine operating job. Went in anyway and had the kind of hangover that gives you diarrhea all day. I worked 5 hours nonstop having to shit worse than ever. Finally, break time came, and I shat like a lunatic, then worked the rest of my shift happy as fuck even though I still had to poop again a little.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,160
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,161
My job starts new every semester and I always miss the first shift and none other
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,165
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Set the bar low and they'll praise you for doing a mediocre job. It's really about being the author of other people's expectations.
Set the bar low and they'll praise you for doing a mediocre job. It's really about being the author of other people's expectations.
Anonymous E replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #820,167
@820,160 (F)
Thanks for reading. I feel tough for making it through that day. The constant heavy lifting, the bending, and the lack of fans or air conditioning... all while working your first day on the job with the worst explosive diarrhea ever. Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading. I feel tough for making it through that day. The constant heavy lifting, the bending, and the lack of fans or air conditioning... all while working your first day on the job with the worst explosive diarrhea ever. Thanks for reading.