Topic: What happens if you approach a cop and ask them this?

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #66,835

"What does one have to do to prompt a suicide by cop?"

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #820,039

it's not suicide if a cop kills you, you know
common misconception

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,040

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Suicide by ocp is a real thing, mora.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,041

@previous (A)

Suicide by Oxford Comma Proponent is very real. They can be very nasty. I once left a note for friend asking them to pick up "milk, tea and sugar" from the store, and I barely escaped with my life the next time I saw them. I was lucky that day, but I still have a nasty comma-shaped scar as a reminder.

McTurnip™ !meATfarTdc joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,044

@previous (C)
To be correct, they should have brought you a carton of milk, then some tea with sugar mixed in it.

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #820,045

@previous (McTurnip™ !meATfarTdc)

I know, right?! Maybe that's what I wanted in the first place. At least being unhelpfully literal would have taught me a lesson. No, they just get violent and flail around. If you ever want to end it all, then all you need to do is just hand one of them a poorly written list and close your eyes.

Minichan