Topic: I want to make home cooked meals, but I don't actually know how to cook.
Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #66,805
Is there some way I could get the feeling that I'm cooking but actually I'm just mixing two or more ready-to-eat industrially produced processed foods together and heating it in the microwave?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #819,719
We all know you are a fastfoodivore. You aren't the slightest interested in cooking, & we all know it.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #819,726
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #819,729
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #819,736
@OP
It took me like a week to learn to cook well. I'll give you tips on teaching yourself.
It took me like a week to learn to cook well. I'll give you tips on teaching yourself.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #819,748
marry a fat chick if you want to eat well. just don't marry a lazy fat chick, marry a fat chick who's fat cause she eats, not cause she's lazy. lately when i go out i've only been hitting on fat chicks cause i'm tired of doing housework and cooking, cause skinny chicks just diet and make you do shit all the time. the sex totally isn't worth all the foie grass and sugarless uncarbonated beverages.
squeegee double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #819,750
@previous (squeegee)wait, that's fatty duck liver, see, i don't even know what that shit is. fucking seaweed or something. look, just marry a fat chick and you won't have to worry about any of it.
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Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #819,752
squeegee joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #819,755
@previous (C)
the best place to meet fat chicks who are fat cause they eat and not fat cause they're lazy is a restaurant bar. they still like going out and being kinda active, but only if there's appetizer trays and fried monte cristo sandwiches. so find a few restaurants around and start eating dinner at the bar and having a drink or two. before you know it you'll be elbow deep in fat chicks.
the best place to meet fat chicks who are fat cause they eat and not fat cause they're lazy is a restaurant bar. they still like going out and being kinda active, but only if there's appetizer trays and fried monte cristo sandwiches. so find a few restaurants around and start eating dinner at the bar and having a drink or two. before you know it you'll be elbow deep in fat chicks.