Topic: Bloviating Marcus and Romance
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #66,685
I love my girlfriends bodily functions. We fell in love pretty fast and synced up right away. Shes a dainty, beautiful little thing, and im a disgusting ogre. Seriously, im an animal. I love her farts. LOVE them. And she loves that I love them. She is so considerate that she will come stand next to me if im sitting and fart so that I can sniff it. She farts in bed, on the couch, in the kitchen while cooking, in the car or even while we're eating. I watch her poop literally every time she goes if im near. She'll take me by the hand and lead me into the toilet so I can enjoy the smells and sounds while we chat. I think its so great when she eats while pooping. She can let out massive gassy dumps while eating a sandwich without any judgment from me. She lets me wipe her butt and we inspect her poop together so I can see the dinners and lunches I cook for her. She also hardly ever showers now because she knows how much I love her natural smell. My favorite thing to do is lick her butthole right after she poops. At first she was uncomfortable with this, but she now expects it. Also we've noticed that shes more relaxed and comfortable if she has a good poop right before sex. She says its absolutely heavenly to have me clean her up after. The only thing she likes better is getting eaten out on her period. Im a full bloodhound. We both look forward to that time of the month. She calls out to me as soon as it happens and she loves sitting on the couch with her legs spread wide open. She strokes my hair and my ears or holds my head gently while she feeds me her delicious period and asks me if she tastes good. Its absolutely delicious. Seriously I am being 100% here when I say this is our actual relationship. i worship the female body, Everything about it is lovely and perfect. If we're out in public she leads me into the bathroom so that I can lick up all the blood and put in her tampon for her. Her mom and sister think its so awesome.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #818,944
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #818,948
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> She lets me wipe her butt
stopped there
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