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Topic: rofl wtf just happened

+1 (919) Meowth 0 started this discussion 15 years ago #6,659

> sign in facebook
> cousin messages me

> can u do me a huge favor and get me a pack of cigs?
> ill pay u back im just so depressed and stressed out right now i want some cigarettes
> so much is going on and i dont know what to do. like for real
> dude im fucking DEPRESSED AS FUCK. i feel like shit. i feel like crying for real.
> youre my bro. i wouldnt be telling this to someone else.
> ive been tearing up for hours. ive been hiding my feelings for so long
> and i feel everything right now. i feeeel so shitty..
> like honestly it would mean the world to me if u could get me a pack of marlboro skylines
> are u there?

> pretend facebook borks
> cousin calls phone

> i owe so many drug dealers money
> i have no money
> i need gas
> i have school tomorrow and no gas
> need to pay dad $100 a month

The whole time I'm thinking to myself. What the fuck? Lol.

Meowth's Tip: Don't buy shit with money you don't have.
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stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #116,806

Your tip is great. Unfortunately, most people forget it :/

+1 (919) Meowth 0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,814

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Sadly true. It's a good habit to practice with lots of things, not just drugs. For example, I wouldn't buy anything on a credit card that I couldn't pay off immediately. Lots of people make that mistake.

!poISOnioxc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,815

Are you going to help him out?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,819

@116,814 (+1 (919) Meowth 0)
Exactly. Credit cards are perfectly alright if you can pay for what you're charging at that moment with money in the bank. Otherwise, you're buying something you can't actually afford :/ Soooooooo many people make this mistake.

+1 (919) Meowth 0 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,823

@116,815 (!poISOnioxc)
There's not much I can do. I don't really want to spend my money that he'll supposedly pay back just to buy cigarettes for him. He already owes me $10 for making me bring him some gas when he ran out.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,826

@previous (+1 (919) Meowth 0)
But he was relying on you.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,848

@116,819 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You're helpless stickybuns, shut the fuck up and stop giving me financial advice.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,849

Neat way to use a credit card. Apply for a card, for example a Mastercard with a $1000 limit. When approved, immediately cash it out for 1000 dollars and then put that money into your savings account. Make minimum payments for one year on that money you are saving. At the end of the year pay off the credit card with the 1000 dollars you saved. Your credit limit will be increased by a large amount. The amount of money you paid in interest is the amount of money it cost you to increase your credit limit. You are in essence using that money to purchase better credit. You can then repeat this with the new credit limit, say it's now $5,000, just do the same thing (hold back the cash and make minimum payments) and at the end of the year pay it off. Once again, you will be purchasing better credit and at the end will have a higher credit limit --and what it costs you is the interest you paid.

If you happen to qualify for 0 interest payments for a year (or some such special offer) then it's even better and costs you less to do it, but you have to have pretty good credit for that already. Do it a few times with a few different cards and you can easily have $75,000 - $100,000 in available credit and use that to help finance a small start-up or business for yourself.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,853

@116,848 (D)
Eh, financial shit is something I have some understanding of, considering numerous members of my (extended + sibling) family make bad financial decisions all the fucking time and I get to see what not to do.

Also, I have a fucking brain to understand you don't spend money you don't have. Herp.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,856

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

> My family is poor and stupid.
>
> So I'm going to tell you how credit cards work!

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,858

@116,849 (E)
This is true. Its best to build credit and keep it clean before you decide you might want it.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,862

@116,856 (D)
Only a few people. I don't hang around them much :/

And I do understand them, shockingly enough.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,045

@116,853 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> numerous members of my (extended + sibling) family make bad financial decisions
> importing a car from Europe just because
No shit.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,072

@116,826 (C)

Shut the fuck up. I know exactly how meowth feels, scabby fucking family. Earn your own money asswipe and stop being a fuckup.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,192

@previous (H)
If this is what you say to people in their time of need, then so it be.

Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,205

Ya know who doesn't have financial problems???

MEEEEEE


Because my family is wealthy! and I'm just a kid!!!!

:)))))_)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,209

@previous (Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo)

Have you considered buying a dildo?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,213

@117,205 (Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo)
All the more money to expand your dildo collection!

Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,219

@previous (K)
@previous (K)
I hate everyone

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,226

@previous (Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo)

I find your posts entertaining really! I was just joining in the joke.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,228

@117,219 (Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo)
I love you.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,239

@117,192 (C)

There's a difference between someone needing money because their house caught fire and a person who's in debt because of their drug addiction.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,240

@116,819 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

> Credit cards are perfectly alright if you can pay for what you're charging at that moment with money in the bank

Well, if you're going to do that, you might as well just use a debit card.

Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,258

@previous (J)
Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,259

@previous (Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo)

Ooh, I'm happy! What do I win? :D

vocalon !!G9zh803kN joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,260

> sign in to facebook
Stopped reading there.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,261

@117,239 (H)
Hah. And suddenly, Meowths morality should go through a massive incline!
Nicotine isn't cold cut.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,266

Wat

Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,268

@117,259 (J)
A dildo

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #117,271

@previous (Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo)

:(

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #119,038

@116,826 (C)
Totally forgot about this thread, but I'm my own bank, not his.

@116,848 (D)
I lol'd.

@116,849 (E)
That's a pretty good idea.

@117,072 (H)
This.

@117,192 (C)
Drugs are not a time of need. If you don't have money for drugs, you shouldn't be doing them.

@117,205 (Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo)
And I'm a baller that hustles for a living.

@117,219 (Slysop !ni3lxqWYRo)
Even me?

@117,239 (H)
This.

@117,240 (J)
I think they should be used if you can definitely get the money to pay it off in time before you fuck yourself over.

@117,260 (vocalon !!G9zh803kN)
No hard feelings.

@117,261 (C)
lolwat

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #119,041

@previous (Meowth)

> I think they should be used if you can definitely get the money to pay it off in time before you fuck yourself over.

The idea is that you can make large transactions before you have the money and pay it off in time, with interest so the banks can make money. So you never really 'fuck yourself over' unless you do it that way. You can pay very small amounts pcm and that is acceptable to them. Using a credit card only when you can also use a debit card is pointless; you might as well not have one.

Meowth (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #119,044

@previous (J)
I guess it depends. My friend's dad bought a car with a credit card and paid it all off at the end of the month. Got him lots of rewards. I don't remember what he all got, but I remember he got like 10 plane tickets.
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