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Topic: Hot Pockets™

McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ started this discussion 8 years ago #66,575

Hot Pockets™ are the finest, most authentic Italian cuisine in the world. Discuss.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #818,058

If that is true, why are they not served at The Olive Garden?

McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #818,072

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
They are!

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #818,073

They give me heartburn :(

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #818,075

@818,072 (McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ)
Just how authentic was that plastic rice?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #818,080

He drizzled sewer oil over that rice.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #818,086

@818,072 (McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ)
Oh wow. I can't wait to invite my italian friend's grandparents out to Olive Garden, order them some Pepsi and Hot Pockets™ and give them a taste of Italy like they haven't had since they immigrated as children.

McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #818,088

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Exactly. Your grandfather will likely say, in broken English, "Ah! Just-a like-a home!"

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #818,091

@previous (McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ)
When you're here, you're family™

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #818,098

@previous (Meta)
That is actually a phrase uttered by the first Pope, Pope Breadstickus Unlimitedus I.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #818,101

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
All the popes live in Italy and they know their Italian food. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #818,102

@previous (Meta)
Actually not all the Popes. Some of them live quiet residential lives. If you've ever met someone with the last name Pope, they are actually a retired Pope who decided to settle down and start a family. Surprising but true.

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #818,103

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah but they're not the real pope. They're just crisis actors.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #818,108

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