Topic: I found free beer at work today.

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #66,534

Today was a great day. ?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #817,602

You are supposed to throw away any customers left over beer.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #817,603

@previous (B)
It was an ex customer. They got evicted and left
beer. I got drunk for free. ?

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #817,604

> found

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #817,629

@previous (C)
It was unopened. What's wrong with drinking found beer?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #817,641

Keeping it classy at MC.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #817,642

Free beer? Like, free as in free beer?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #817,651

@817,641 (D)
It's classy that I didn't drink it on the spot. I was tempted.

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yeah, I actually got paid to dispose of it. It's in my gut right now.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #817,665

@previous (A)
If you masturbate while at work, are you a prostitute?

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #817,671

@previous (F)
?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,692

@817,665 (F)
I've had sex at work. That doesn't make me a porn star, so no...

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,694

@previous (A)
But you got paid to have sex, or was it after hours in your work place?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,695

@previous (F)
There weren't cameras. It wasn't porn. Even if there were, I wasn't having permission to have intercourse with a tenant during work hours.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,697

@previous (A)
Are you confused about prostitution and porn?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,702

@previous (G)
Prostitution: paying to have sex, which I've never done.

Porn: Getting paid for having sex, so long your boss has no problem with it.

Anonymous F replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #818,012

@previous (A)
> Porn: Getting paid for having sex, so long your boss has no problem with it.

That's not porn

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