Topic: Anyone want to pay $20 for a single leaf of iceberg lettuce?
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #66,529
Meet me at the Whole Foods salad bar.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #817,513
> Whole Foods Market
> iceberg lettuce
Pick one and only one.
> iceberg lettuce
Pick one and only one.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #817,514
Does it cum with fresh Marijuana?
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #817,528
Fuck no.
dw !zJYORZSm4M joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #817,529
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,543
Only if I could figure out what kind of dressing I'd munch it with... Probably thousand island, as it's just the perfect amount of spicy and vinegary. Thanks.
Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,549
I get off on Matthew the gourmand being humiliated into paying TWENTY FUCKING DOLLARS for a bowl of lettuce ?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,550
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,555
@previous (A)
No I think that pretty much describes pre-HIV Indy
gour·mand
ˌɡo͝orˈmänd/Submit
noun
a person who enjoys eating and often eats too much.
synonyms: glutton, overeater, big eater, gobbler, gorger; More
ˌɡo͝orˈmänd/Submit
noun
a person who enjoys eating and often eats too much.
synonyms: glutton, overeater, big eater, gobbler, gorger; More
No I think that pretty much describes pre-HIV Indy
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,608
@817,549 (Meta)
as a certified hippie yuppie, I can attest it is pretty hard to spend $20 on one salad at Whole Foods
My record is $13 and that to-go box was nearly bursting at the seams. That salad was a giant meal.
If you dined in and piled the bowl high with dense things like meats, cheeses, beans, and a shitload of dressing then I'm guessing $39 could be possible.
as a certified hippie yuppie, I can attest it is pretty hard to spend $20 on one salad at Whole Foods
My record is $13 and that to-go box was nearly bursting at the seams. That salad was a giant meal.
If you dined in and piled the bowl high with dense things like meats, cheeses, beans, and a shitload of dressing then I'm guessing $39 could be possible.
McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,609
McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ double-posted this 8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,611
@817,608 (B)
As someone who actually ate at the Whole Foods™ salad bar recently, I can tell you that it is, in fact, easily possible to spend $20 on one salad. Thanks.
As someone who actually ate at the Whole Foods™ salad bar recently, I can tell you that it is, in fact, easily possible to spend $20 on one salad. Thanks.
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,618
@817,609 (McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ)
*AIDS
@817,608 (B)
Are you, pray tell, in fact, peradventure, literally, saying Indy lied about something?
*AIDS
@817,608 (B)
Are you, pray tell, in fact, peradventure, literally, saying Indy lied about something?
McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,620
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,624
Meta double-posted this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,625
@817,608 (B)
How does the salad bar at Whole Foods work? Is there someone that watches you/assembles the salad for you or do you just tell the cashier what you got?
How does the salad bar at Whole Foods work? Is there someone that watches you/assembles the salad for you or do you just tell the cashier what you got?
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Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,626
@previous (Meta)
It's $8:50 per pound except today its on special so you just load up on whatever and pay by the pound
Honestly it is a very good deal
It's $8:50 per pound except today its on special so you just load up on whatever and pay by the pound
Honestly it is a very good deal
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,635
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,636
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,637
@previous (Syntax)
Bacon is like $4/lb at the grocery store and it loses more than half its weight in grease in the frying pan. So it would be cheaper to buy cooked bacon at $8.50/lb than to buy raw bacon at $4/lb and cook it.
Can you really get a "salad" and just load it up with a whole pound of bacon for $8.50??????
Bacon is like $4/lb at the grocery store and it loses more than half its weight in grease in the frying pan. So it would be cheaper to buy cooked bacon at $8.50/lb than to buy raw bacon at $4/lb and cook it.
Can you really get a "salad" and just load it up with a whole pound of bacon for $8.50??????
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Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,638
@previous (Meta)
https://www.thrillist.com/health/nation/cheap-salad-hacks-at-whole-foods
Look at the pics and do a fast skim of the article - Prices vary apparently depending on location - Article points out expensive olives cost more on the shelf per pound then at the salad bar. As I said it is a VERY Good deal. Also they feature open bottles of expensive olive oil to pour on - Not just some random oil with no clue who made it.
https://www.thrillist.com/health/nation/cheap-salad-hacks-at-whole-foods
Look at the pics and do a fast skim of the article - Prices vary apparently depending on location - Article points out expensive olives cost more on the shelf per pound then at the salad bar. As I said it is a VERY Good deal. Also they feature open bottles of expensive olive oil to pour on - Not just some random oil with no clue who made it.
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,640
@previous (Syntax)
Damn. I've never set foot in Whole Foods because I'm a white trash prole. I might just have to get a 2lb bacon "salad" ?
Damn. I've never set foot in Whole Foods because I'm a white trash prole. I might just have to get a 2lb bacon "salad" ?
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,643
@previous (Meta)
Well outside my 15 myle zone n more like 40 minute drive is a Indian Casino that offers for FREE all the main lobster you can eat (the first visit)
From then on its about $25 and it is one hell of a buffet because it caters to an Asian community that in USA has high standards on shell fish.
I have watched people pile on the lobsters - Me I don't think I have had more than two at one time because there are so many other fyne choices
Of course they figure its a loss leader cause people pour money into the gaming devices on each visit
Well outside my 15 myle zone n more like 40 minute drive is a Indian Casino that offers for FREE all the main lobster you can eat (the first visit)
From then on its about $25 and it is one hell of a buffet because it caters to an Asian community that in USA has high standards on shell fish.
I have watched people pile on the lobsters - Me I don't think I have had more than two at one time because there are so many other fyne choices
Of course they figure its a loss leader cause people pour money into the gaming devices on each visit
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,650
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,653
@817,643 (Syntax)
I don't think I'd drive over 40 minutes to an Indian casino for "free" lobster.
@previous (B)
I'm worried the people will notice I don't belong. I'm fat wearing walmart clothes and I don't know anything about organic food.
I don't think I'd drive over 40 minutes to an Indian casino for "free" lobster.
@previous (B)
I'm worried the people will notice I don't belong. I'm fat wearing walmart clothes and I don't know anything about organic food.
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,657
@previous (Meta)
but organic food is just stuff grown with supposedly fewer chemicals what is there to not understand about it
but organic food is just stuff grown with supposedly fewer chemicals what is there to not understand about it
dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,659
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,675
@817,653 (Meta)
I only do that trip with friends and usually when it is b4 a concert -
@previous (dw !zJYORZSm4M)
Ninjaaaaaaaaaa is that your Halloweeny costume?
I only do that trip with friends and usually when it is b4 a concert -
@previous (dw !zJYORZSm4M)
Ninjaaaaaaaaaa is that your Halloweeny costume?
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,680
@817,657 (B)
I mean like this
When I go into fancy places like Chipotle or Starbucks I get the feeling "you don't belong here". I have to remember what the Italian for "large coffee" is. It makes me feel alienated.
I mean like this
Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.
American upper-middle-class culture (where the opportunities are) is now laced with cultural signifiers that are completely illegible unless you happen to have grown up in this class. They play on the normal human fear of humiliation and exclusion. Their chief message is, “You are not welcome here.”
American upper-middle-class culture (where the opportunities are) is now laced with cultural signifiers that are completely illegible unless you happen to have grown up in this class. They play on the normal human fear of humiliation and exclusion. Their chief message is, “You are not welcome here.”
When I go into fancy places like Chipotle or Starbucks I get the feeling "you don't belong here". I have to remember what the Italian for "large coffee" is. It makes me feel alienated.
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,681
@previous (Meta)
lol I get the dumbest anxiety when I make my one annual trip to Starbucks and worry I'll order a drink too large or small
lol I get the dumbest anxiety when I make my one annual trip to Starbucks and worry I'll order a drink too large or small
Anonymous B double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,683
@817,680 (Meta)
@previous (B)
UGH and once I realize I got it wrong it will be too late and I'll be a fuckup embarrassment if I try to correct the order
@previous (B)
UGH and once I realize I got it wrong it will be too late and I'll be a fuckup embarrassment if I try to correct the order
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,686
@817,680 (Meta)
> soppressata I had to look that one up myself
striata baguette I wood have to look up that one as well
> soppressata I had to look that one up myself
striata baguette I wood have to look up that one as well
Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 49 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,687
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,688
@previous (B)
There was one within walking distance but parking for others made the place out of the question so it was closed.
Just South of me but outside walking its about a 10 minute trip in La Jolla
There was one within walking distance but parking for others made the place out of the question so it was closed.
Just South of me but outside walking its about a 10 minute trip in La Jolla
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,698
@817,683 (B)
I mean why can't they just make it simple? McDonalds has this figured out. "Large black coffee". Just give me a 20oz cup of coffee. Why I do need to order a "venti sopressato americano molto capicollo" or some shit? If I wanted to order Italian coffee I would be in Italy. Speak American.
I mean why can't they just make it simple? McDonalds has this figured out. "Large black coffee". Just give me a 20oz cup of coffee. Why I do need to order a "venti sopressato americano molto capicollo" or some shit? If I wanted to order Italian coffee I would be in Italy. Speak American.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 10 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,763
@817,680 (Meta)
Lol literally all that is is italian food. There is nothing middle class about Italian meat sandwiches; working class Italians eat that shit for lunch. That article was so dumb. There is nothing inherently more "low class" about Mexican food, it was just more commonly eaten than italian food by the poor person in this anecdote.
Lol literally all that is is italian food. There is nothing middle class about Italian meat sandwiches; working class Italians eat that shit for lunch. That article was so dumb. There is nothing inherently more "low class" about Mexican food, it was just more commonly eaten than italian food by the poor person in this anecdote.
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Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,767
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Italians eat that shit for lunch
I'm guessing David Brooks "friend" in the article wasn't Italian. I don't know what any of those words mean and I would have had difficulty ordering as well. If they just called it "salami", "ham", etc. it would be easier. Again it's like Starbucks venti/grande/trenta bullshit Italian sizes. A prole coffee shop would just have small/medium/large.
But again you are closer to Brooks - being highly educated, upper class, elite Manhattanite - than I am.
> Italians eat that shit for lunch
I'm guessing David Brooks "friend" in the article wasn't Italian. I don't know what any of those words mean and I would have had difficulty ordering as well. If they just called it "salami", "ham", etc. it would be easier. Again it's like Starbucks venti/grande/trenta bullshit Italian sizes. A prole coffee shop would just have small/medium/large.
But again you are closer to Brooks - being highly educated, upper class, elite Manhattanite - than I am.
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Meta double-posted this 8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,770
Another thought: what's to stop someone taking, like, caviar and lobster and shit off the shelf and putting it in a salad container with a thin layer of lettuce on top??
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,787
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,791
@817,767 (Meta)
None of that stuff is really accurately described as "ham" though. I also don't know most of those words but that's because I don't eat that much Italian food. It's not a class thing it's just knowledge of a culture's food. If I took an Italian cop earning $35k/yr to this "high class" sandwich shop he'd know exactly what's going on. Starbucks makes more sense because the Italian serves no purpose whatsoever and is really trying to sound trendy or whatever. They provide free WiFi and bathrooms though so I let that slide.
@817,770 (Meta)
Nothing. I'm sure they have a LP dude there or something but higher end stores tend to rely on the fact that people who shop there don't need to steal to eat and so they generally don't cheat the system.
None of that stuff is really accurately described as "ham" though. I also don't know most of those words but that's because I don't eat that much Italian food. It's not a class thing it's just knowledge of a culture's food. If I took an Italian cop earning $35k/yr to this "high class" sandwich shop he'd know exactly what's going on. Starbucks makes more sense because the Italian serves no purpose whatsoever and is really trying to sound trendy or whatever. They provide free WiFi and bathrooms though so I let that slide.
@817,770 (Meta)
Nothing. I'm sure they have a LP dude there or something but higher end stores tend to rely on the fact that people who shop there don't need to steal to eat and so they generally don't cheat the system.
Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,793
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Whole foods racially profile their shoppers and generally rely on white people not stealing
Whole foods racially profile their shoppers and generally rely on white people not stealing
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,794
@previous (K)
Do you feel that white people steal less lettuce because their thievery needs are quenched by stealing land and natural resources from nonwhite people?
Do you feel that white people steal less lettuce because their thievery needs are quenched by stealing land and natural resources from nonwhite people?
dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,796
@817,680 (Meta)
> I mean like this
>
>
"friend with only a high school degree"
I remember reading this and thinking what a fucking asshole wrote it lol my god
> I mean like this
>
Recently I took a friend with only a high school degree to lunch. Insensitively, I led her into a gourmet sandwich shop. Suddenly I saw her face freeze up as she was confronted with sandwiches named “Padrino” and “Pomodoro” and ingredients like soppressata, capicollo and a striata baguette. I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.
>
> American upper-middle-class culture (where the opportunities are) is now laced with cultural signifiers that are completely illegible unless you happen to have grown up in this class. They play on the normal human fear of humiliation and exclusion. Their chief message is, “You are not welcome here.”
>
> American upper-middle-class culture (where the opportunities are) is now laced with cultural signifiers that are completely illegible unless you happen to have grown up in this class. They play on the normal human fear of humiliation and exclusion. Their chief message is, “You are not welcome here.”
>
"friend with only a high school degree"
I remember reading this and thinking what a fucking asshole wrote it lol my god
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Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,797
dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,799
in college I learned all about italian cold cuts
Anonymous K replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,800
@previous (dw !zJYORZSm4M)
I've always assumed you are a high school dropout and that's why you work as a cleaner
I've always assumed you are a high school dropout and that's why you work as a cleaner
dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,802
@previous (K)
> I've always assumed you are a high school dropout and that's why you work as a cleaner
no I'm neither of those sorry idk why you guys always assume that kind of thing
> I've always assumed you are a high school dropout and that's why you work as a cleaner
no I'm neither of those sorry idk why you guys always assume that kind of thing
dw !zJYORZSm4M double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,803
oh yeah didn't triptych and vocalon and hamfist drop out of high school
is that the norm here
is that the norm here
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,804
@817,796 (dw !zJYORZSm4M)
If it's in the NY times and it's really bad social analysis it's probably David Brooks.
If it's in the NY times and it's really bad social analysis it's probably David Brooks.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,807
@817,803 (dw !zJYORZSm4M)
To be fair I left for a few years and when I came back you were kind of a loser.
To be fair I left for a few years and when I came back you were kind of a loser.
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 53 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #817,810
@817,770 (Meta)
> Another thought: what's to stop someone taking, like, caviar and lobster and shit off the shelf and putting it in a salad container with a thin layer of lettuce on top??
The army of Stop Loss prevention officers - er Caviar on a salad? Now sure you could get lobster or crab meat from Fresh Fish section and add and cover with lettuce but the Army going to catch you and lock you up and throw the key away
> Another thought: what's to stop someone taking, like, caviar and lobster and shit off the shelf and putting it in a salad container with a thin layer of lettuce on top??
The army of Stop Loss prevention officers - er Caviar on a salad? Now sure you could get lobster or crab meat from Fresh Fish section and add and cover with lettuce but the Army going to catch you and lock you up and throw the key away
dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #817,858
@817,807 (L)
that's a fair assumption! some svets come on here and pretend they are more successful than they are. i like to keep my hapless loser image intact here though, thanks
it helps me fit in!
that's a fair assumption! some svets come on here and pretend they are more successful than they are. i like to keep my hapless loser image intact here though, thanks
it helps me fit in!
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dw !zJYORZSm4M double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #817,860
@817,804 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> If it's in the NY times and it's really bad social analysis it's probably David Brooks.
then he is probably the reason I stopped reading nyt like 4 years ago! well that and the paywall
> If it's in the NY times and it's really bad social analysis it's probably David Brooks.
then he is probably the reason I stopped reading nyt like 4 years ago! well that and the paywall
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #817,861
@817,791 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> If I took an Italian cop earning $35k/yr to this "high class" sandwich shop he'd know exactly what's going on. Starbucks makes more sense because the Italian serves no purpose whatsoever and is really trying to sound trendy or whatever.
Right, and if I took a French guy with only a high school education to a French bistro he'd know what all that fancy crap means and how to pronounce it correctly. The Italian cop wouldn't.
The thing is neither you nor David Brooks (nor I) are Italian. But learning all these Italian sandwich things is a way to signal class for those who aren't Italian.
> If I took an Italian cop earning $35k/yr to this "high class" sandwich shop he'd know exactly what's going on. Starbucks makes more sense because the Italian serves no purpose whatsoever and is really trying to sound trendy or whatever.
Right, and if I took a French guy with only a high school education to a French bistro he'd know what all that fancy crap means and how to pronounce it correctly. The Italian cop wouldn't.
The thing is neither you nor David Brooks (nor I) are Italian. But learning all these Italian sandwich things is a way to signal class for those who aren't Italian.
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dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #817,867
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #817,871
@817,680 (Meta)
> When I go into fancy places like Chipotle or Starbucks I get the feeling "you don't belong here".
Just grab some hipster glasses and hang a pause off the end of each sentence like you just told a hilarious joke. You'll fit right in.
> When I go into fancy places like Chipotle or Starbucks I get the feeling "you don't belong here".
Just grab some hipster glasses and hang a pause off the end of each sentence like you just told a hilarious joke. You'll fit right in.
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #817,872
@817,867 (dw !zJYORZSm4M)
Because lower class people don't take the time and the effort to learn them.
@817,796 (dw !zJYORZSm4M)
> "friend with only a high school degree"
> I remember reading this and thinking what a fucking asshole wrote it lol my god
Hostility disguised as sensitivity.
Because lower class people don't take the time and the effort to learn them.
@817,796 (dw !zJYORZSm4M)
> "friend with only a high school degree"
> I remember reading this and thinking what a fucking asshole wrote it lol my god
Hostility disguised as sensitivity.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #817,873
Idk about you but if im ordering food and idk what a foreign type is then i just pull out my phone and google it
Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #817,874
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #817,909
@817,803 (dw !zJYORZSm4M)
My mom made me drop out for a year but I went back. This is my fourth year of undergrad.
@817,796 (dw !zJYORZSm4M)
Lmao I missed that the first time. What a fucking dick.
My mom made me drop out for a year but I went back. This is my fourth year of undergrad.
@817,796 (dw !zJYORZSm4M)
Lmao I missed that the first time. What a fucking dick.
dw !zJYORZSm4M replied with this 8 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #818,065
@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
oh I know I wasn't like calling you a high school drop out like... that
oh I know I wasn't like calling you a high school drop out like... that