Topic: Help! My toilet won't flush!
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #6,644
Think I wiped my ass too much. The toilet won't fucking flush, it's clogged up. I stood there flushing it over and over like 20 times (usually it all gets sucked away after a couple flushes). Anyway it's not fucking moving. We don't have a plunger. I think I might have to shove my fucking hand in there and push the shit/toilet paper through, which is fucking gross. Maybe I can find a stick to push it or something, any ideas? I really don't wanna put my hand in there....
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #116,602
Use a coat hanger.
Bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,604
No, I think you're right about using your hand. It's the obvious way to go.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,605
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,606
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,607
@OP
Have you tried diplomacy?
Have you tried diplomacy?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,608
@116,606 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)Dear God. That just made it worse. Now it's filled with water and it isn't going down. What should I do now?! Picture related.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,611
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,612
Bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,613
@116,608 (A)
Gotta get in there with your hands unfortunately. Don't listen to these trolls, they don't know what they're talking about. So, you gotta dig it on outta there unless you've got a snake or a plunger. Got a drain snake?
Gotta get in there with your hands unfortunately. Don't listen to these trolls, they don't know what they're talking about. So, you gotta dig it on outta there unless you've got a snake or a plunger. Got a drain snake?
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,614
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,615
@116,613 (Bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc)
Clearly, he should also be using his tongue to fish the toilet paper out.
Clearly, he should also be using his tongue to fish the toilet paper out.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,617
Poked that shit with the coat hanger some more and it all got sucked away. Happy days.Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,628
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,630
Offer it better hours or something. Once it unionises it'll never flush again.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,638
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #116,708
You're meant to get a jug and pour loads of water down there until it flushes. Give it a few jugs, a few moments and voila.
you idiots
you idiots