Topic: You know Matt's still living in a one bedroom apartment, making hamburgers from store bought buns
Meta started this discussion 8 years ago #66,402
frozen ground beef patties, and bagged, pre shredded mild cheddar cheese all bought at Walmart, with half an onion on each.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #816,618
Frozen ground beef patties, sewer sauce, lettuce, cheese, half an onion on a Great Value™ bun?
Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #816,624
@previous (B)
???
He should start a burger joint called Ass Burgers.
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Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #816,627
@previous (Meta)
I hope he'll use my new jingle for the flagship BigMatt™ burger.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #816,631
You know you're still completely obsessed with Matt, posting minichan all day about him?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #816,633
At least he doesn't eat McDonald's all day. That's all I gotta say...
Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #816,635
@previous (D)
If he had eaten only McDonalds he wouldn't have caught HIV and TB in China. That's all I gotta say...
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #816,643
@816,631 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Call it a hobby.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #816,644
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #816,652
McTurnip !ik5IYPHKKQ joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #816,657
@816,643 (E)
Pretty pitiful.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #816,708
The lettuce is, in fact, iceberg.
McTurnip !ik5IYPHKKQ joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #816,712
The patties were Hand-Made™ (pronounced as one word). Thanks.
Meta (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #816,720
@816,708 (H)
What's the deal with iceberg lettuce? It's not grown on icebergs!
Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #816,721
@previous (Meta)
[bass riff]
[laugh track]
McTurnip™ !ik5IYPHKKQ replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #816,722
Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 11 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #816,808
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