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Topic: How can I tell if a turtle is gay before I buy it?

Clyde started this discussion 8 years ago #66,363

I'm going to the pet store tomorrow to buy Jerry a mate. How can I make sure I get another gay turtle? You know how Jerry is.

brie !iFDoautiSM joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #816,339

He will turn the other turtle gay if he isnt already so don’t worry about it

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #816,340

I'm so obsessed with gay turtles. I'm not a furfag. Instead, I'm a repfag.

dw !vYOrG6FSvY joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 53 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #816,341

@previous (Meta)
*herpfag

Meta replied with this 8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #816,343

@previous (dw !vYOrG6FSvY)
That includes a sexual attraction to amphibians. I am soley attracted to turtles with hard shells. ?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #816,344

@previous (Meta)
Turtles are mammals.

Clyde (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 3 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #816,345

@816,339 (brie !iFDoautiSM)
"Homosexual recruitment" is a debunked conspiracy theory. Jerry was born this way.

brie !iFDoautiSM replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #816,355

@previous (Clyde)
Jerry will make his new turtle friend a fisher of male turtles.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #816,366

@816,341 (dw !vYOrG6FSvY)
They are called Scalies

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #826,026

Bump

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #826,035

This is just typical of you, Clyde!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #826,041

@816,340 (Meta)
Its called a scalie
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