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Topic: ON A BOAT MOTHER FUCKERS!

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 started this discussion 15 years ago #6,633

So basically, I go to a club at the beach last night called Seacrets, and I'm there with a buddy of mine. This girl walks up to us and starts chatting with us. She says that she's got another 7 girl friends on the way and that we should all hang out. She says that they're going out on their yacht tomorrow, and that she'd really like us to come. We get completely wasted last night and she gives me her number and tells me to call her so we can meet up. At this point, I'm thinking this is almost too fucking easy, and I might wake up missing a damn kidney or something. But I spent the day on a yacht with a bunch of chicks and had a really great time.

Between me and my friend, we spent about $250 on alcohol. By 3 am, I was fine. My friend was completely fucked up. Long story short, I take a cab home and he stays at our new friends' place. Problem is, he doesn't really stay there. He blacks out, walks about 20 blocks further away from our hotel, passes out on a random third story patio (and is lucky whoever lives there didn't call the cops), wakes up with no shoes, and then proceeds to walk 70 blocks back to the hotel in his socks. It's been a crazy couple of days.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #116,410

Woaaah!
Is your friend back home yet?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,417

@previous (B)
Yeah, he was on the boat with me today. And we were on the beach. That big trek of his occurred at 8 this morning. I just took a nap, and now we're probably gonna get dinner and go meet some friends at The Party Block.

Anyone near Ocean City Maryland wanna come hang out with Broseph?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,420

Twitterchan isn't funny

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,430

@previous (C)
It's a fun story I'm sharing and talking about, and it's hardly a "tweet". Fuck off.

ninjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,431

Image went missingdon't give a fuck, nig

don't think nobody does

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,433

@116,430 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
No, it's just like several shitty tweets strung together awkwardly.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,436

@previous (C)
It's a story I felt like posting. Fuck off.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,438

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
This is a forum, not a blog. It's been well established that no one cares -->@116,431 (ninjj)

Flieflafloflapperirario joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,439

expect interesting story
receive non interesting story

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,443

@116,438 (C)
Fine, take my advice and fuck off then. And there's no reason I can't share stuff like this on a forum. Sounds like your life is just boring and miserable as fuck and you're just jealous.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,445

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
You mad?

You mad.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,449

Image went missing@116,443 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
he mad

I'm not jealous, I just don't care about your trivial life faggot.

edit: we're trying to stop you from continuing this behavior

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,450

@116,445 (F)
Not even mad at all. If the mad posters ITT don't care, they shouldn't post. Thread would have died and I wouldn't have cared. Anon B seemed to care, so I was talking to him/her.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,451

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Well, that's nice.

ninjj replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,456

@116,450 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
you sure do sound mad though
sorry nobody cares about your shitty story

Doll !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,468

@116,417 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

THAT IS NOT FAIR!!! HAVE BOARDWALK FRIES FOR ME AND CANDY KITCHEN SALT WATER TAFFY AND LEMONADE!!!!!

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,469

@previous (Doll !jEsTERxAng)
Stop encouraging him cunt, I'm trying to make a point.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #116,472

@116,468 (Doll !jEsTERxAng)
Sure thing, will do.

@previous (C)
You're the one who needs to stop being a cunt. You don't have a point, and if you do, it's invalid.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #116,473

Image went missing@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
At least I'm not boring.

Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #116,476

@previous (C)
Awww. Durkee is butthurt.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #141,016

ON A BOAT MOTHER FUCKERS

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #141,035

Guise.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #141,038

I remember this thread! Mad everywhere. :')
@141,016 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
<3

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #141,043

necrobump

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #141,047

@previous (K)
> negrobump

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #141,151

DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

Thanks guys, this was fun.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 4 years later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #593,045

bump

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #593,105

Some say hes still sailing

http://www.sobify.com/the-lyubov-orlova-a-russian-cruise-ship-drifting-through-international-waters/

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #593,124

@593,045 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
What are your thoughts on this thread now that over 4 years have passed?

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #593,237

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I think this was, indisputably, the height of Minichan's quality. It has all been downhill since this topic about Broseph and his friends getting drunk.
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