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Topic: What is your morning ritual, MC?

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG started this discussion 15 years ago #663

Normally I get up and collected my clothes, then take a shower. Then I go to my friend for a bottle of water and on out my way. You>

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #12,738

Wake up for class
Realize I hit snooze 1 too many times and I have 10 minutes to get to class
Throw on dirty clothes, piss, brush my teeth, run down 4 flights of stairs and across campus.
Show up 5 minutes late to class.

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,740

Work days -- get up late, run to bathroom, brush teeth, shower, get dressed, race to work

Days I don't work - get up, pack bowl, smoke bowl.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,755

My kitty usually wakes me up violently at around 8AM (if she's too lazy, my cellphone has an alarm). I record whatever I can remember of my dreams, read for a while, shower and groom myself, pointedly avoid breakfast and then begin my day.

SadSack !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #12,757

Try to fap to this all morning between sobs, then arrive at work soiled and hungry. I'm still trying to work up the courage to leave a comment.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #12,774

Wake up (10 minutes), Document dream if I remember enough of it(30-45 minutes), Gather towel (2 minutes), Shower (15 minutes), dry self (3 minutes), Brush teeth and hair (6 minutes), dress self (5 minutes)

/morning ritual.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #12,777

I revere the polarity.

Anonymous H double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #12,780

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
I meant what I said, dribbledick.

Anonymous H triple-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #12,783

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> oh shit, I've just been told

> I'll post a meaningless meme to try and save face

lol

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,791

Wake up to the beeping of my cellphone.
Turn it off.
Turn over.
My older sister sends our dog in to lick my face, which makes me unable to sleep any longer.
I look at the clock, realise I'm to late for school and completely freak out.
I run downstairs while trying to get dressed and run out of the house with a slice of toast in my mouth.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,794

Wake up to dripping ceiling.
Get on computer.
Check up on drama and various other things.
/morning

jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,795

@12,791 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
that sounds like the opening to a tv show

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,797

@12,791 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
^^
And then you get to school only to realise that you're an hour early

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r04r !SimoniBNZI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,801

Wake up to alarm.
Go downstairs to make & eat breakfast.
Go back upstairs and check internet.
Go shower.
Get dressed.
Off to college.

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,802

Invalid formatter!

05 Wake up
8:10 Get out of bed
8:12 Get dressed/bathroom shit
8:20 Make a bagel
8:22 Leave for work
8:30 Check minichan

Weekends-
3:00 PM- Wake up, realize I burned my entire day sleeping, die a little inside.

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Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,813

Wake up to my alarm at 7:30am.
End up getting out of bed at 7:40am.
Wash face n shit.
Get dressed.
Make breakfast & pack lunch.
Zoom out the house.

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,814

Wake up
get out of bed
drag a comb across my head

lolbeattles[obsc.]loljk

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,822

Wake up 7:30 ish. Switch on computer. Check MC.
Shower and dress. School uniform.
Remain in my room 'till my breakfast arrives.
Remain in my room. Do school work till 10;30
Remain in my room. Mid morning break Check/post on MC
Remain in my room. Continue with Schoolwork
Go down for lunch when called. Take breakfast dishes with me.
Shit. Shit. Shit.

r04r !SimoniBNZI replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,831

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
> school uniform
> stay at home
What.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,838

Yep. Suspended for 14 days. Back on Monday. My Mum is My Headteacher

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,855

Wake up.
Shower.
Do homework.
Go on TC/MC/Slsk for 2 hours.
Go to school.

brie !OudrPWaUDQ replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,886

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
> SK

lol

Ninjj !nuPIzzAD4Y joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,890

I don't have time for a ritual. I can never fucking get myself out of bed.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,961

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #12,963

@previous (R)
hey DM :)

toto !!hWKWsQ1mC joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,005

@previous (S)
If I have to work, I get and immediately take a shower, exfoliate, brush teeth, and shave. I then dry off while looking at celebrity gossip, eat and than put on my uniform and leave.

Anonymous S replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,011

@previous (toto !!hWKWsQ1mC)
Ummm... okay?

toto !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,016

@previous (S)
Isn't that what this topic is about?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,022

Owait, now it's wake up, get dressed, do nothing.
Wait until 3:45 to get homework dropped off, do it.
Fuck.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,075

Wake up, get out of bed. Defame the name of god for never feeling well rested. Burn a picture of Christ. Take a shower. Eat a steak. Make a drink. Eat another steak. Decide that I do not NEED to work. Go back to bed.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,086

> so many ">Wake up" posts
> nobody's feelin' like P. Diddy yet
... huh.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,095

@previous (J)
That's because ke$ha sucks.

brie !OudrPWaUDQ replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,096

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
I'mma let you finish, but lolno.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,100

@13,086 (J)
lol

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,121

Get up
Lay in bed for a minute
Brush my teeth
Cigarette
Two coffees/some toast
MC/other chans/MSN and/or school depending on what day it is

Arnold joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,253

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,274

@previous (Arnold) I lol'd :D

I get up, piss for a long time, brush the teeth, get changed, check the cats' food and water, clean the cats' kitty litter, check my online messages/emails while eating something, and then get to work ^^

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Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #13,340

Wake up.. Poorly. Take shit, piss. Sometimes take shower. Eat breakfast. Go to work at 1:30pm.
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