When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Jenner comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
"Let us pee"
And in my hour of pants-wetting
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom
"Let us pee"
Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee
Whisper words of wisdom
Let us pee
And when the poopypants people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer
When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Jenner comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
"Let us pee"
And in my hour of pants-wetting
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom
"Let us pee"
Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee
Whisper words of wisdom
Let us pee
And when the poopypants people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer
Let it be
For though they may be parted
There is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer
Let us pee
Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee
Yeah there will be an answer
Let us pee
Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee
Whisper words of wisdom
Let us pee
Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee, yeah Let us pee
Whisper words of wisdom
Let us pee
And when the line is longer
Than it has a right to be
urinate until tomorrow
Let us pee
I wake up to the sound of peeing
Mother Jenner comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let us pee
Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee, yeah Let us pee
There will be an answer
Let us pee
Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee, yeah Let us pee
Whisper words of wisdom
Let us pee
For though they may be parted
There is still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer
Let us pee
Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee
Yeah there will be an answer
Let us pee
Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee
Whisper words of wisdom
Let us pee
Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee, yeah Let us pee
Whisper words of wisdom
Let us pee
And when the line is longer
Than it has a right to be
urinate until tomorrow
Let us pee
I wake up to the sound of peeing
Mother Jenner comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let us pee
Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee, yeah Let us pee
There will be an answer
Let us pee
Let us pee, Let us pee, Let us pee, yeah Let us pee
Whisper words of wisdom
Let us pee
(Edited 40 seconds later.)
This could be the new "We Are The World".
Nice thinking, OP, and great song writing, brie.