Topic: If all the Christians get raptured...

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 8 years ago #66,204

Then it would be a win win for everyone! All the Christians would get to be bored to death worshipping God for eternity while all the ssinners sinners would have the world to themselves without having preachy Christians telling us to repent anymore. Also, you could fuck shit up in an apocalyptic world!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #814,984

the post-rapture earth described in revelation didn't sound like a fun place to fuck shit up

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #814,987

@previous (B)
The Rapture isn't even mentioned in the Bible anyway and Revelation was just a drug trip.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #814,988

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> The Rapture isn't even mentioned in the Bible anyway and Revelation was just a drug trip.

Apparently your mother was on some drug trips while you were in her womb.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #814,989

@previous (C)
Probably.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #814,997

Christians end up ruptured.

Anonymous B replied with this 8 years ago, 14 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #815,141

@814,987 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> The Rapture isn't even mentioned in the Bible anyway and Revelation was just a drug trip.

so revelation isn't a part of the Bible now ok

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #815,753

@previous (B)
The Old Testament and Revelation are a load of shit.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #815,754

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Useful for toilet paper when you run out.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #815,761

They can look forward to the rupture.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #815,776

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Not sure if wordplay, or a Catherinism.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #815,788

@previous (G)

The holy rupture is described in the scripture of the Catherinist Church. It is a major tenet of Catherinism.

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #815,789

How many more years will it take before they finally just give up? It's been, what, 2000 odd years now? I know what they say about a day for god is a thousand years for man or something but seriously.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #815,960

@previous (Meta)

It's any day now!

Anonymous C replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #815,962

> cause the posters on this chan are all so much smarter than The Creator of the world..

Anonymous H replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #815,964

@previous (C)

Sometimes the truth is hard to face.

Minichan