Topic: Um, I have a bit of an embarrassing tulpa problem. Help, please?
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #66,123
Well, I Created a McBecky tulpa the other night, for the express, sole purpose of giving me Ranchjobs. At first, it was fine: I got Ranchjob after Ranchjob, and it looked just like Becky, my dreamgirl. But this morning, the McBecky tulpa showed up with Italian vinaigrette and gave me a Vinaigrettejob. Needless to say, the vinegar really burned in my urethra. Now, the McBecky tulpa keeps aggressively assaulting me and giving me handjobs using a variety of salad dressings from all over the world, each designed to inflict urethral pain. I think I hear her in my kitchen right now, whipping up a fiery Thai red chili dressing! Can someone please help me??? How do I destroy a McBecky tulpa?? She will not listen to reason!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #814,330
> How do I destroy a McBecky tulpa??
Have you tried McDonald's Spicy Southwest Sauce?
Have you tried McDonald's Spicy Southwest Sauce?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #814,333
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #814,364
Sure is Matt in here.Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #814,365
Give her Lipton onion soup and some mayonnaise? Can't go wrong with that.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #814,453
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